The UFF Omni-Chat Quote Thread

[SnipeHeart]

We were playing Cards Against Humanity online. Rumis picked a card that had "Anal beads" on it and it beat all the other cards. I don't remember exactly what the black card and what card I put down was, though.

[Garoslaw]

"BILLY MAYS HERE. LOOKIN' FOR ____"

[ShadowHunter]

mmxpert « Feb 20 Thu, 2014 7:08 pm » I'm not going to post deep emotional poetry in the SB. faget and his underlings will abuse it to no end.

[ShadowSpectre]

[20:07:49] Firefox11: Mint
[20:07:58] Firefox11: You can touch my boobs if you want c=
[20:08:04] Firefox11: Because we're true friends
[20:08:06] Firefox11: c=

[ShadowSpectre]

[9:46:05 PM] <Spriter> concealing a boner
[9:46:07 PM] <Spriter> i approve

[Aquamancia]

Context: Spriter, SS, Alex, Flan, Dice, and I are playing Cards Against Humanity.

[5:15:21 PM] <Spriter> i got dis
[5:15:58 PM] <Spriter> i totally got dis
[5:16:06 PM] <BossBigger> no i do
[5:16:07 PM] <Spriter> dice you should play
[5:16:13 PM] BossBigger wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[5:16:13 PM] <Spriter> ...I still got dis.
[5:16:16 PM] <BossBigger> c
[5:16:17 PM] <Spriter> I don't got dis
[5:16:18 PM] <BossBigger> i got it
[5:16:21 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.
[5:16:23 PM] <SSpectre> he so bad
[5:16:24 PM] <Dicearm> Play what
[5:16:26 PM] <SSpectre> they call him boss
[5:16:29 PM] <SSpectre> they call him boss
[5:16:32 PM] <SSpectre> boss bigger

BossBigger is me btw

[ShadowSpectre]

[21/02/2014 23:53:43] Aquamancia: CMON PLEASE HELP ME DOCTOR DICK
[21/02/2014 23:53:52] Aquamancia: MY FEVER'S RISING, PLEASE COME QUICK
[21/02/2014 23:53:56] Aquamancia: I KNOW YOU KNOW A LITTLE TRICK
[21/02/2014 23:54:07] Aquamancia: OH DOCTOR PLEASE DEEP, DEEP, DEEPER

[mmxpert]

I am honored.

[SnipeHeart]

[21/02/2014 23:53:43] Aquamancia: CMON PLEASE HELP ME DOCTOR DICK
[21/02/2014 23:53:52] Aquamancia: MY FEVER'S RISING, PLEASE COME QUICK
[21/02/2014 23:53:56] Aquamancia: I KNOW YOU KNOW A LITTLE TRICK
[21/02/2014 23:54:07] Aquamancia: OH DOCTOR PLEASE DEEP, DEEP, DEEPER

I'm both afraid and curious about what the context of this is.

[Spriterkid]

i'm assuming it's the same as the last one
oh you guys


oh wait i have to post a quote haven't i
same context i assume

[00:23:51] flan: HOW DO I STILL HAVE NO POINTS
[00:23:53] flan: THESE CARDS
[00:23:53] flan: QQ
[00:42:36] nikolai.straussmen: pick smegma
[00:42:38] nikolai.straussmen: PICK SMEGMA
[00:44:49] flan: "I'm hungry for penis." - CS 2014
[00:56:58] flan: NO
[00:57:00] flan: FUCK OFF
[00:58:03] AlexMdle: http://i.imgur.com/GOpHGeF.png" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
[00:58:18] AlexMdle: i.imgur.com/GOpHGeF.png
[00:58:30] AlexMdle: i.imgur.com/GOpHGeF.png
[00:59:03] AlexMdle: *heavily edited picture of flan*
[00:59:17] flan: NOOOOO
[00:59:20] flan: WHYYY

e: removed flan's picture on his request