The UFF Omni-Chat Quote Thread

[Spriterkid]

Two silly convos:
[10:54:12] Spriter: i am listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSwhgQdw9aI" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
[10:54:16] Spriter: your argument is invalid
[10:54:21] Spriter: you're also now at 1 HP
[10:54:37] Spriter: and have to dodge a series of complicated attacks before you can recover
[10:58:42] Hyphen: You've got that wrong!
[10:58:46] Hyphen: I'm listening to http://endlessvideo.com/watch?v=tjkS9Z0TAZ4" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
[10:58:55] Nafees: OBJECTION
[10:58:58] Hyphen: so I'm immune to shitty ramblings
[10:59:01] Spriter: OVERRULED
[10:59:06] Nafees: damn it
[10:59:14] Hyphen: Naegi >>>>> Phoenix Wright
[10:59:27] Hyphen: get on my bevel
[10:59:34] Nafees: get on my revel
[10:59:43] Spriter: get on my navel
[10:59:48] Nafees: get on my hovel
[10:59:55] Spriter: that is not a joke, get on my navel now
[10:59:58] Nafees: oh
[11:00:02] Nafees: I'd rather not
[11:00:03] Nafees: I can't stomach it
[11:00:15] Spriter: don't have the guts, huh
[11:00:34] Nafees: ... fuck.
[11:00:43] Nafees: I submit.
--
[11:03:17] Spriter: ramalama ma mao oooooo wuh ma ma,
ramalama ma mao oooooo wuh ma ma,
oowa ja veh roooyaaaa,
oowa ja veh ramalama ma mao,
ramalama ma mao, ramalama ma mao,
ramalama ma mao, ramalama ma mao,
ramalama ma mao, ramalama ma mao,
oowa ja veh roooyaaaa
[11:03:50] Hyphen: man sk
[11:04:00] Spriter: why is this song so hilarious
[11:04:09] Hyphen: i just cant bear it when you copy-pawst from comments like that
[11:04:24] Spriter: an original comment just wouldn't cut it
[11:04:33] Hyphen: ...
[11:04:38] Hyphen: You win this time

[Aquamancia]

coronaa « Sun Aug 11, 2013 11:46 pm » i have a fetish for injured people and burn victims

[CoreShooter]

[12:06:35 AM] coronaa: I'll eat the shit

[ShadowHunter]

[11:42:29 AM] Spriter: also "Rumia X Flan OTP" from ie

leaving this here

[The Phantom]

So, they share a bedroom that's smaller than a toilet?

OTP is canon.

[Ex-Rumia]

[1:47:15 PM] Firefox11: I think
[1:47:33 PM] Firefox11: A friend's wife (in proccess of separating maybe) is falling in love with me
[1:47:35 PM] Firefox11: =s
[1:47:43 PM] SH: ...
[1:47:47 PM] Rumia Kuro: Oh dear
[1:48:13 PM] Zatsupachi: Oh lawdy indeed
[1:51:31 PM] David: that's a bit arrogant of you fox
[1:53:34 PM] Firefox11: How so @Dabir?
[1:54:15 PM] David: well, just ASSUMING that she's falling in love with you just because of your lithe young Spanish body with those rippling muscles and that tight ass and that giant cock oh god take me now

[ShadowSpectre]

[1:47:15 PM] Firefox11: I think
[1:47:33 PM] Firefox11: A friend's wife (in proccess of separating maybe) is falling in love with me
[1:47:35 PM] Firefox11: =s
[1:47:43 PM] SH: ...
[1:47:47 PM] Rumia Kuro: Oh dear
[1:48:13 PM] Zatsupachi: Oh lawdy indeed
[1:51:31 PM] David: that's a bit arrogant of you fox
[1:53:34 PM] Firefox11: How so @Dabir?
[1:54:15 PM] David: well, just ASSUMING that she's falling in love with you just because of your lithe young Spanish body with those rippling muscles and that tight ass and that giant cock oh god take me now

this is beautiful

[mmxpert]

[1:47:15 PM] Firefox11: I think
[1:47:33 PM] Firefox11: A friend's wife (in proccess of separating maybe) is falling in love with me
[1:47:35 PM] Firefox11: =s
[1:47:43 PM] SH: ...
[1:47:47 PM] Rumia Kuro: Oh dear
[1:48:13 PM] Zatsupachi: Oh lawdy indeed
[1:51:31 PM] David: that's a bit arrogant of you fox
[1:53:34 PM] Firefox11: How so @Dabir?
[1:54:15 PM] David: well, just ASSUMING that she's falling in love with you just because of your lithe young Spanish body with those rippling muscles and that tight ass and that giant cock oh god take me now

this is beautiful

I came.

[AlexMdle]

you havent beaten mom
in which case you suck

[7:28:32 PM] Nafees: it's because I suck
[7:28:32 PM] Nafees: never finished the game, dude
[7:28:53 PM] Nafees: never been good at shmups
[7:29:15 PM] coronaa: its not a shmup
[7:29:22 PM] Nafees: it kind of is
[7:29:30 PM] coronaa: isnt
[7:29:34 PM] Nafees: fire bullets, dodge bullets
[7:29:41 PM] coronaa: not a shmup tho
[7:29:47 PM] coronaa: thats like saying loz is a shmup
[7:29:54 PM] coronaa: there are enemies that fire bullets
[7:29:56 PM] coronaa: and you dodge them
[7:29:58 PM] coronaa: and you have arrows
[7:30:11 PM] coronaa: some actual shmups even have swords
[7:30:12 PM] Nafees: loz is a shmup
[7:30:18 PM] coronaa: fuck off

[Dabir]

[18:42:58] Flan: >log into skype
[18:43:04] Flan: >7 unread conversations
[18:43:06] Flan: >UUUUGH
[18:43:55] Flan: oh I see
[18:44:06] Flan: its because I apparently live in Japan
[18:44:09] Flan: and its my birthday in japan
[18:44:34] David: yes
[18:44:55] Spriter: o
[18:45:04] Spriter: Spriter facepalm.jpg
[18:47:04] Flan: jeez guys
[18:47:08] Flan: use your intuition
[18:47:14] Flan: and your common sense
[18:47:27] Spriter: feck off
[18:47:28] Spriter:
[18:47:29] Flan:
[18:48:24] Garoslaw: Happy birthday.
[18:48:34] Flan: WHAT DID I JUST SAY, GARO
[18:48:48] Garoslaw: Rice crackers?