The UFF Omni-Chat Quote Thread

[Garoslaw]

「クエーサー」: you need to tell him the uff is back up
PureQuestion: ha
「クエーサー」: ...
PureQuestion: hahaha
PureQuestion: AHAHAHAHAHA

ಠ_ಠ

[ShadowSpectre]

oh okay

>steam
>telling Digitall33t that the forum's back

[Garoslaw]

[01:14:03] SH0: what about auto breaker
[01:14:28] Garo: Did you read the description in my video
[01:14:48] SH0: too lazy to read all of that
[01:15:47] Garo: Then you won't know what weapon does what
[01:15:50] Garo: :v
[01:16:20] Garo: You freakin' sloth
[01:16:34] David: I just looked at some stairs I need to climb and thought "man I should just cyberjump this"
[01:17:04 | Edited 01:17:09] SH0: sloths sleep on fucking trees, i don't sleep on a fucking tree
[01:17:42] Garo: Maybe you do
[01:17:45] Garo: Who knows
[01:17:50] Garo: We dont
[01:18:05] Garo: So we can assume you live in trees
[01:18:21] Garo: :)
[01:18:49] SH0: by that logic, i can assume you sleep on pluto
[01:18:58] Garo: Maybe.
[01:19:21] SH0: and also, sloths don't type
[01:19:22] Garo: :)
[01:19:33] Garo: You are special then
[01:19:38] Garo: :)
[01:19:50] Garo: A special sloth
[01:20:04] Garo: That is scared of long text
[01:20:13] Garo: I wonder if you have read a book
[01:20:17] SH0: no, i mean sloths are way too lazy to do anything
[01:20:37] Garo: In fact, I bet never read manuals
[01:20:42] Garo: You never*
[01:21:04] SH0: i've read game manuals
[01:21:31] Garo: Then why you cba to read about weapon info and ask what weapon does what
[01:21:40] Garo: It's silly
[01:21:54] Garo: All the information you need is in there
[01:21:58] SH0: because i don't even give a shit about video descriptions
[01:22:16] SH0: i just scrolled all the way down to the DL
[01:22:39] Garo: You are a fool.
[01:22:45] Garo: Good night
[01:22:52 | Edited 01:23:01] Garo: Time for a nice nap in Pluto
[01:22:59] SH0: FOOL!, i'm not a fool
[01:23:57] Garo: I can assume that you're a fool if you had info about weapons right in front of your very eyes and couldn't be asked to even read that
[01:24:09] Garo: Assed*
[01:27:07] Garo: Yay. Good night.
[01:27:12] SH0: only answer is that i don't give a fuck about youtube video descriptions
[01:27:25] Garo: I don't need to give a fuck about you then :)
[01:28:35] SH0: i don't even give a shit about anybody in the world

i guess he is an *beep* sloth that can type
but can't read descriptions

[Dabir]

Oh for fuck's sake really? No, know what, this isn't worth the drama.

EDIT: Drama removed. You jerks be on your best goddamn behaviour.

[Spriterkid]

Hyphen withdrew Starmie!
Hyphen sent out Torterra!
Seismitoad used Hidden Power!
It doesn't affect the foe's Torterra...
Turn 12
Spriter: wp
Seismitoad, come back!
Go! Pansage!
The foe's Torterra used Stealth Rock!
Pointed stones float in the air around your team!
Turn 13
Pansage used Hidden Power!
It's super effective! The foe's Torterra lost 28.0% of its health!
The foe's Torterra used Stone Edge!
Pansage lost 45.8% of its health!
Pansage restored HP using its Leftovers!
The foe's Torterra restored HP using its Leftovers!
Turn 14
Pansage used Hidden Power!
It's super effective! The foe's Torterra lost 30% of its health!
The foe's Torterra used Stone Edge!
Pansage avoided the attack!
Pansage restored HP using its Leftovers!
The foe's Torterra restored HP using its Leftovers!
Turn 15
Pansage used Hidden Power!
It's super effective! The foe's Torterra lost 26% of its health!
The foe's Torterra used Stone Edge!
Pansage avoided the attack!
Pansage restored HP using its Leftovers!
The foe's Torterra restored HP using its Leftovers!
Turn 16
Spriter: stone miss
Pansage used Hidden Power!
A critical hit! It's super effective! The foe's Torterra lost 34% of its health!
The foe's Torterra fainted!
Pansage restored HP using its Leftovers!
Hyphen left.

Alternate Title: Pansage's Wrath

[Dabir]

23:45 - coronaa [helium sneakers]: new var stid
23:46 - Dabir: indeed?
23:49 - coronaa [helium sneakers]: yep
23:49 - coronaa [helium sneakers]: flaming fury
23:49 - Dabir: I know you are
23:49 - coronaa [helium sneakers]: die

[ShadowSpectre]

Dabir: FIST ME

___________________

Dabir: please fuck me Flan
Flannywannychan: please fuck me Dabir

[Spriterkid]

might as well post a thing that was said earlier

coronaa [ill, diseased, plagued]: there was a breadcrumb on my penis
coronaa [ill, diseased, plagued]: how
The Man Series: Brofist: ...
The Man Series: Brofist: lol

[mmxpert]

Since when do you have one?

[AlexMdle]

MAGNUS KING LORD REX: Flan
Micro skills: Alex


MAGNUS KING LORD REX: oh dear god straw rolls
MAGNUS KING LORD REX: badbadbad
MAGNUS KING LORD REX: welp I died
MAGNUS KING LORD REX: straw roll killed me
MAGNUS KING LORD REX: 21 days
Micro skills: 2gud
MAGNUS KING LORD REX: never again
Micro skills: Straw rolls are king of cool if used by non-scrubs
MAGNUS KING LORD REX: nah
MAGNUS KING LORD REX: I just woke up
MAGNUS KING LORD REX: with no hunger
MAGNUS KING LORD REX: and half my health
Micro skills: No shit.
Micro skills: Almost like you get hungrier as time passes.
MAGNUS KING LORD REX: Well yeah
Micro skills: And straw roll makes you sleep through time.
MAGNUS KING LORD REX: but I had full hunger
MAGNUS KING LORD REX: yes
MAGNUS KING LORD REX: i slept through
MAGNUS KING LORD REX: like
MAGNUS KING LORD REX: an hour
MAGNUS KING LORD REX: I just wanted to see what it did and night was almost over
Micro skills: Fast metabolism, fatty detected.
Micro skills: I heard it drains twice the hunger on bad players.
Micro skills: tru story
MAGNUS KING LORD REX: fak u
MAGNUS KING LORD REX: oh it wastes 75 hunger
MAGNUS KING LORD REX: thats tarded
Micro skills: Full hunger is 150 scrub.
Micro skills: MAGNUS KING LORD REX: but I had full hunger
MAGNUS KING LORD REX: /exactly/
Micro skills: MAGNUS KING LORD REX: I just woke up
MAGNUS KING LORD REX: with no hunger
MAGNUS KING LORD REX: so why was I at no hunger
Micro skills: Micro skills: I heard it drains twice the hunger on bad players.
Micro skills: tru story
MAGNUS KING LORD REX: i am going to kill you
Micro skills: