The UFF Omni-Chat Quote Thread

[Dabir]

Red Card on Forretress. I guess it makes sense?

[PureQuestion]

Red Card on Forretress. I guess it makes sense?

Makes a big joke of anyone who tries to set up on it.

[PureQuestion]

Battle between PurrKestin and Hyphen started!

Tier: Mixed Black/White 2
Mode: Singles
Rule: Unrated
Rule: Sleep Clause
Rule: Disallow Spects
Rule: No Timeout
Rule: Species Clause
Rule: Self-KO Clause

PurrKestin sent out Deoxys-A!
Hyphen sent out Machamp!
Deoxys-A is exerting its Pressure!
PurrKestin: uh
PurrKestin: uh
PurrKestin: uh
PurrKestin: shit
PurrKestin: uh
PurrKestin: okay

Start of turn 1
Deoxys-A used Ice Beam!
The foe's Machamp lost 69% of its health!
Deoxys-A is hurt by its Life Orb!

The foe's Machamp used Metronome!
The foe's Machamp used Sheer Cold!
Deoxys-A lost 217 HP! (90% of its health)
Deoxys-A fainted!
It's a one hit KO!

Hyphen: LOL
PurrKestin: HAHAHA
Hyphen: AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA


Edit: EVEN BETTER:


Start of turn 8
Bulletproof used Roost!
Bulletproof landed on the ground!
Bulletproof regained health!

The foe's Machamp used Metronome!
The foe's Machamp used Telekinesis!
Bulletproof was hurled into the air!

[Dabir]

PurrKestin sent out Deoxys-A!
Hyphen sent out Machamp!

PurrKestin: shit

Explain.

[Dabir]

What the hell happened there at the bottom? Good god!

[PureQuestion]

PureQuestion: ALRIGHT
PureQuestion: MY SECRET WEAPON
PureQuestion sent out Minun!
Turn 14
PureQuestion: YEEEES
Hyphen: ... Hey Pure.
Hyphen: Wanna see something cool?
PureQuestion: your last poke ?
Hyphen called Magcargo back!
Hyphen sent out Zekrom!
The foe's Zekrom is radiating a bursting aura!
Minun used Substitute!
Minun put in a substitute!
Minun lost 25% of its health!
Minun restored HP using its Leftovers!
Turn 15
PureQuestion: lol
Minun used Nasty Plot!
Minun's Special Attack sharply rose!
The foe's Zekrom used Hone Claws!
The foe's Zekrom's Attack rose!
The foe's Zekrom's Accuracy rose!
Minun restored HP using its Leftovers!
Turn 16
Minun used Nasty Plot!
Minun's Special Attack sharply rose!
The foe's Zekrom used Dragon Claw!
Minun's substitute faded!
Minun restored HP using its Leftovers!
Turn 17
PureQuestion: hey flan
PureQuestion: watch this
Minun used Hidden Power!
It's super effective! The foe's Zekrom lost 100% of its health!
The foe's Zekrom fainted!
Minun restored HP using its Leftovers!
Hyphen: O::
Hyphen sent out Glameow!
Turn 18
The foe's Glameow used Quick Attack!
Minun lost 21% of its health!
Minun used Substitute!
Minun put in a substitute!
Minun lost 25% of its health!
Minun restored HP using its Leftovers!
Turn 19
The foe's Glameow used Sucker Punch!
Minun's substitute faded!
Minun used Thunderbolt!
The foe's Glameow lost 36% of its health!
The foe's Glameow fainted!
Minun restored HP using its Leftovers!
Hyphen sent out Magcargo!
Turn 20
Minun used Thunderbolt!
The foe's Magcargo lost 84% of its health!
The foe's Magcargo fainted!
PureQuestion won the battle!
Hyphen: Oh wow.
PureQuestion: I TOLD YOU
Hyphen: I
PureQuestion: IT WAS MY SECRET WEAPON
Hyphen: Could've won though that's the thing
Hyphen:
PureQuestion: yes
PureQuestion: Zekrom should have beat me
PureQuestion: but noo
Hyphen: minunandpluslehate
PureQuestion: you have to try and set up
PureQuestion: *had

[Dabir]

What the hell was that HP?

[PureQuestion]

Ice.

[The Phantom]

Exeggcute ftw.

[Dabir]

fucker never dies