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He gasped briefly before reflexively spitting it out. As he muttered under his breath he relocated his aim to the pair of birds, and took down both with a single strike of the bullet. After all, those little pests deserved it.

However an ominous laugh was heard and the pigeons became undead, which is to say, the same-only smellier.

The laugh turned out to come from the resident Thanatologist, who has undertaken an effort to... 'refurbish' your house and lot.
With a giant mecha, and necromancy.
Back to the pigeons, now they're covering the air with their formation, and anything below with poop... not including Alex, who had intelligently taken cover inside his house.

Realizing something must be wrong with the karma, Alex heads to the Cardinalshaft...in Hellsinker...on his PC.

Only to have it explode due to virus overload.

Said computer gets promptly crushed when a camper completely destroys that side of the house.
Alex is somehow unaffected.

Because he is the camper.

And the robot crushed the rest of the house with a car anyway.
Alex, being one not to back from a good fight, jumped on the car and ran up the robot's arm...

Only to realize that the robot he was climbing was going to be crushed by a bigger robot.
Having a common enemy, the robot and Alex combine to create the Berserkerbot, a robot that held a lot of madness in it.

The robot then shat Alex out because fuck that combination crap

And so the robot got crushed by the bigger robot who then flew away when he/it noticed a swarm of giant armored mutant bees approaching.