Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
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Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
RESUBMIT RESUME. THIS TIME TO THE RIGHT COMPANY
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Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
THERE IS NO NEED TO DESTROY SKELETONS THAT ARE ALREADY UNDER CONTROL, UNLESS THE ONE CONTROLLING THEM IS INTENDING TO USE THEM FOR EVIL PURPOSES. ASK THE NECROMANCER THIS QUESTION: "What do plan on doing with all of these skeletons?"
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Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
STOP PONDERING AND CONSIDER PRAISING THE SUN INSTEAD.
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Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
YOU GAIN TELEKINESIS AND STOP THE BUILDING AT JUST THE RIGHT POINT TO CREATE A RECTANGULAR ECLIPSE.Xeilumardrox - 5 wrote:MAGICALLY GAIN TELEKINETIC POWERS AND TELEKINETICALLY STOP THE FLYING BUILDING PART RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE SUN (WHAT THE HUMAN EYE CAN SEE OF IT). USE IT TO CREATE A RECTANGULAR FAKE SOLAR ECLIPSE.
UNFORTUNATELY THE BUILDING ISN'T THAT LARGE, SO IT'S STILL FAIRLY CLOSE TO YOU, RELATIVELY SPEAKING. IT'S ONLY AN ECLIPSE WHERE YOU'RE STANDING.
YOU SPOT A NICE, FLAT, GRAY SURFACE TO LAND O-Jayeon - 1 wrote:"GEE, THIS SURE WAS THOUGHT THROUGH PRETTY WELL," I NOTE SARCASTICALLY.
TRY TO FIND SOMETHING DECENT TO LAND ON EVEN THOUGH I'LL PROBABLY STILL END UP DYING OR AT LEAST GETTING SEVERELY INJURED.
OH.
THAT WAS THE PAVEMENT.
YOU ARE DEAD.
THAT'S TWO ACTIONS. ALSO JAYEON IS DEAD.Deadliar - 5 wrote:USE DEATH'S CORPSE. RESSURECT IT AS MECHA-DEATH AND ALSO CONSTRUCT THE FOUR TROMBEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE.
ALSO, SEND A BOT TO CATCH JAYEON, THEN ASSIMILATE HIM.
ANYWAYS YOU GRAB DEATH'S CORPSE AND A SHITLOAD OF MECHS AND PROCEED TO CONSTRUST MECHA-DEATH AND THE FOUR TROMBEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE.
THEY ARE, OF COURSE, UNDER YOUR CONTROL, DESPITE ALL OF DEATH'S PROTESTS THAT NONE MAY CONTROL HIM. HE ALSO RESUMES HIS OLD JOB.
WELL. YOU'RE STILL IN TWO PIECES, BUT AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT DEAD.ShadowSpectre - 3 wrote:UNFUCK MYSELF FROM HALFNESS TOUT SUITE
YET.
GIVE IT A BIT. YOU'LL BLEED OUT SHORTLY.
SEEMS LIKE THE COMPANY DOESN'T EVEN EXIST ANYMORE. SOMETHING ABOUT SOME DOUCHEBAG GRABBING DEATH'S CORPSE AND MAKING MECHA-DEATH, WHO IS ALREADY TAKING OVER HIS OLD JOB.SnipeHeart - 2 wrote:RESUBMIT RESUME. THIS TIME TO THE RIGHT COMPANY
"NOT SURE YET." HE REPLIES AFTER A MOMENT. "I WAS THINKING ABOUT CONQUERING THE WORLD, BUT ON SECOND THOUGHT IT'S KIND OF DIFFICULT."TheMMM - 3 wrote:THERE IS NO NEED TO DESTROY SKELETONS THAT ARE ALREADY UNDER CONTROL, UNLESS THE ONE CONTROLLING THEM IS INTENDING TO USE THEM FOR EVIL PURPOSES. ASK THE NECROMANCER THIS QUESTION: "What do plan on doing with all of these skeletons?"
RIGHT WHEN YOU WERE ABOUT TO PRAISE THE SUN, SOME ASSHOLE WITH A FUCKHUGE SWORD (PROBABLY A ZWEIHANDAR) COVERED IN LIGHTNING AND WITH A STRANGELY-FAMILIAR KNIGHT AS A SIDEKICK COMES ALONG AND STABS YOU REPEATEDLY.Aquamancia - 1 wrote:STOP PONDERING AND CONSIDER PRAISING THE SUN INSTEAD.
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Xeilumardrox: Telekinetic Flight.
Jayeon: ded
Deadliar: In control of MECHA-DEATH and the FOUR TROMBEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE.
ShadowSpectre: About to die. Half the man he used to be.
SnipeHeart: Still a surgeon.
TheMMM: Chatting with a necromancer.
Aquamancia: Bleeding out.
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Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
I ROBOTICALLY RESSURECT JAYEON INSTEAD (ENERGY WINGS INCLUDED) AND TASK HIM WITH ASSIMILATING AQUA
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Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
THAT GUY HAS A LIGHTNING ZWEIHANDER
THEREFORE HE IS NOT A GIANTDAD
On that note: SEARCH YOUR POCKETS FOR ANY AVAILABLEESTUS FLASKS HEALING POTIONS TO STOP THE BLEEDING.
THEREFORE HE IS NOT A GIANTDAD
On that note: SEARCH YOUR POCKETS FOR ANY AVAILABLE
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Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
DID SOMEONE TRY TO PRAISE THE SUN EVEN THOUGH UNSUCCESSFULLY? WELL, FORGET BLOCKING THE SUN. TIME TO REPLACE IT.
TURN INTO SOME KIND OF IMMORTAL SOLAR PHOENIX BEING THE SIZE OF STARS THAT COMPLETELY IGNORES LOGIC AND REPLACE THE SUN BY EATING IT UP.
TURN INTO SOME KIND OF IMMORTAL SOLAR PHOENIX BEING THE SIZE OF STARS THAT COMPLETELY IGNORES LOGIC AND REPLACE THE SUN BY EATING IT UP.
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Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
GO ALONG WITH MY ROBOTIC RESSURECTION AT DEADLIAR'S HANDS AND CREATE AN ENERGY SWORD WHILE I'M AT IT.
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Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
I SAID
UNFUCK MYSELF
UNFUCK MYSELF NOW
COMPLETELY FIX MYSELF INTO ONE FUNCTIONAL, NONDYING ENTITY
UNFUCK MYSELF
UNFUCK MYSELF NOW
COMPLETELY FIX MYSELF INTO ONE FUNCTIONAL, NONDYING ENTITY
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