UFF

No.

That's just dumb. If I wanted forum fluff, I'd rather have Post BG's and floating images.

No.

I just think it's useless.

You know what's absolutely pointless, and has extreme potential to cause people on the forum to hunt you down IRL and mercilessly slaughter you and your family, and your friends, and your pets, and anyone related to you in any way whatsoever?

Profile songs.

I actually keep a small amount of important information in my signature (the information relating to staff being online), if you've looked at it when it was at that particular part of the cycle.

Not happening, no one here would want to waste time coding it into the forum.
Not that anyone here knows how.

If the majority of people actually think it's necessary, only then is there cause for consideration and consideration only, no sooner, no guarantees.

As it stands, it isn't actually possible to have it playing in the background, as such; that's a coding issue to do with the forums and phpBB's current system, as far as I'm aware, has nothing in terms of how to go about implementing a background player in the way that you suggest. At best, we could add a Theme Song field to user accounts, like there's an Epicness field, but not playing whenever you hit that profile.

Even so, if you *did* want a theme song thing, just put a damn Youtube video in your signature. It's up to people as to whether they want to hear it or not, I frankly don't need some smartass rickrolling me whenever I need to administrate their account.

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
NEVER GONNA LET YOU CRY
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
NEVER GONNA LET YOU CRY
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
NEVER GONNA LET YOU CRY
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU

I vote yes only to set Ohohohohohohohoho.mp3 to it 8D

That's not really necessary.