Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
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Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
MAGICALLY GAIN THE ABILITY TO FLY TO STOP FALLING.
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Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
ASSERT DOMINANCE. BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF DEATH.
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Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
YOU CAN'T FIND LIFE ANYWHERE. SEEMS LIKE HE DECIDED TO LEAVE TOWN WHEN A CERTAIN SOMEONE TRIED TO KICK HIM IN THE GROIN.Deadliar - 2 wrote:PUNCH LIFE INTO POLE, THEN PUNCH POLE.
PROCEED TO SHOW OFF KUNG-FU SKILLS ON NOW-LIVING POLE.
YOU PUNCH THE POLE ANYWAYS.
YOUR HAND HURTS.
YOU GAIN THE ABILITY TO FLY.Xeilumardrox - 4 wrote:MAGICALLY GAIN THE ABILITY TO FLY TO STOP FALLING.
DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOU ARE INDOORS. NOT MUCH ROOM TO FLY.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, STILL FALLING.
DEATH DECLINES. HE'S CURRENTLY IN A FIGHT.flan - 2 wrote:INVITE DEATH TO A CONCERT ON TOP OF THE EIFFEL TOWER TO TRY AND CHEER HIM UP.
AND GETTING HIS ASS KICKED.
WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE THE EPIC BATTLE YOU ARE HAVING AGAINST DEATH. THE GODS THEMSELVES WEEP AT THE ETERNAL BEAUTY OF...SnipeHeart - 5 vs Death - 1 wrote:ASSERT DOMINANCE. BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF DEATH.
...NAH, JUST KIDDING. YOU CURBSTOMP DEATH SO BADLY THAT HE DIES.
YOU WONDER WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE WHEN THEY DIE NOW.
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Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
FORCEFULLY FLATTEN STAIRS INTO A FLAT SURFACE AND ANGLE IT PARALLEL TO THE HORIZONTAL AXIS WITH THE POWERS OF ILLOGICALITY AND MATH.
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Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
WITH DEATH VANQUISHED I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
FIND AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF LIFE.
REVENGE WILL BE MINE
FIND AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF LIFE.
REVENGE WILL BE MINE
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Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
WONDER IF THE PEOPLE JUST LET IT GOOOOO, LET IT GOOOOO
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Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
REPLACE WOUNDED HAND WITH CYBERNETIC ONE, BECOME PROTAGONIST OF A SHITTY HOLLYWOOD MOVIE.
Omega Fuck Triple
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Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
YOU ALTER REALITY WITH "MATH" and BAD LOGIC SO THAT THE STAIRS BECOME THE FLOOR.Xeilumardrox - 5 wrote:FORCEFULLY FLATTEN STAIRS INTO A FLAT SURFACE AND ANGLE IT PARALLEL TO THE HORIZONTAL AXIS WITH THE POWERS OF ILLOGICALITY AND MATH.
SOMEHOW THIS DOESN'T BREAK THE BUILDING.
YOU'RE ABOUT HALFWAY UP THE BUILDING. STILL INDOORS. AND NOW THERE'S NO MORE STAIRS.
TRACKING DOWN LIFE IS SURPRISINGLY EASY. YOU PUNCH LIFE.SnipeHeart - 5 vs Life - 3 wrote:WITH DEATH VANQUISHED I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
FIND AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF LIFE.
REVENGE WILL BE MINE
IN THE FACE.
TWICE.
HE STAGGERS BACK, NOW WITH TWO BLACK EYES.
YOU BEGIN WONDERING. PONDERING.Aquamancia - 4 wrote:WONDER IF THE PEOPLE JUST LET IT GOOOOO, LET IT GOOOOO
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"PROBABLY NOT," YOU SAY TO YOURSELF.
YOU END UP REPLACING YOUR ENTIRE BODY BY TAKING YOUR BRAIN AND PUTTING IT INTO A ROBOT BODY. THE ONLY JOB YOU CAN GET NOW IN ACTING IS A POSITION AS THE TERMINATOR.Deadliar - 6 wrote:REPLACE WOUNDED HAND WITH CYBERNETIC ONE, BECOME PROTAGONIST OF A SHITTY HOLLYWOOD MOVIE.
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SnipeHeart: Beating the shit out of Life.
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Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
THROW THE TOP PART OF THE BUILDING AWAY. PREFERABLY INTO THE SUN. LET THIS BE THE NEW ROOF OF THE BUILDING.
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Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
DO YOU FEAR ME, LIFE? DON'T CROSS ME AGAIN.
CONTENT. I TAKE UP THE ROLL AS DEATH'S REPLACEMENT BY SUBMITTING MY RESUME.
CONTENT. I TAKE UP THE ROLL AS DEATH'S REPLACEMENT BY SUBMITTING MY RESUME.
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