UFF

Posted: **Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:44 pm**

Part 1 of ???
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[13:31:57] Spriter: flan
[13:31:58 | Edited 13:32:20] Spriter: Ed Balls
[13:32:57] Spriter: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Balls" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
[13:33:01] Spriter: Ed. Balls.
[13:34:07] flan: wha
[13:34:08 | Edited 13:34:09] flan: teee
[13:34:20] Spriter: viewtopic.php?f=128&t=2585&p=48057#p48057" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
[13:34:23] Spriter: Ed Balls
[13:39:01] flan: whhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattte
[13:39:10] Spriter: Ed Balls.
[13:39:32] Spriter: Hey, hey flan.
[13:39:40] flan: dirk
[13:39:40] Ed Balls: Ed Balls
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[13:39:55] Ed Balls: Ed Balls
[13:40:10] Garo: you mean Edward
[13:40:13] Garo: right
[13:40:15] Ed Balls: Ed Balls
[13:40:31] Garo: you mean Edward
[13:40:33] Garo: right
[13:40:44] Ed Balls: Ed Balls
[13:40:47] Garo: you mean Edward
[13:40:48] Garo: right
[13:42:28] AlexMdle: He had a very good labour leadership erection.
[13:44:48] flan: Bed Over-Alls?
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[13:47:09] Ed Balls: Ed Balls
[13:48:37] kitelanford: CLARKSON
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EDIT: Something completely different.
[18:25:15] flan: so
[18:25:17] flan: i have
[18:25:19] flan: a challenge
[18:25:33] Spriter: no you don't
[18:25:50] flan: if anyone can read a version of any novel with more than 500 pages which has the first letter of every word capitalised I'll give them a present
[18:26:09] flan: bonus points if it's the Bible
[18:26:27] Spriter: the bible isn't a novel you dumb fag
[18:26:58] flan: it's a book
[18:27:06] Spriter: yes
[18:27:10] Spriter: not all books are novels
[18:27:11] flan: and it's fictional
[18:27:21] flan: therefore it is a novel
[18:27:22] Spriter: that doesn't make it a novel
[18:27:31] Spriter: a book about the history of animation is not a novel
[18:27:40] flan: but it's fictional
[18:27:49] flan: and of considerable length
[18:27:55] Firefox11: .-.
[18:27:57] Spriter: so i guess if i wrote a story about your penis it would be a novel
[18:28:01] flan: yes
[18:28:03] flan: wait
[18:28:04] flan: wha
[18:28:09] flan: you fucker

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:56 am**

Context:

I have a recorded history of going into the INTOXGAMING.COM tf2 smash bros server and singling out people to drive mad, by sniping them across the map with spy pistol and impeccable aim.

This time, I chose 2 guys, who by the looks of it played together. A soldier and a quickfix medic, both talking over voice chat.

I proceeded to utterly demolish them over the round, trashing both of them succesfully, interrupting their rocketjumps right into the pits, cherry picking them whenever possible. All the while both of them smugly spun the usual whining through grit teeth, denying that they're even a bit mad.

After a while, they started outright hunting me down, jumping across the map whenever they saw me. It didn't help much, I just went invisible and looked for a new vantage point whenever they got halfway close. Shit was driving them nuts.

Finally, they could take it no more. Both declared that it's 'not worth their time' over voice chat and ragequit.

Posted: **Mon Apr 14, 2014 12:32 pm**

[12:28:52] Nafees: FLAN IS BEING TENTACLE RAPED
[12:29:04] Zatsupachi: ooh
[12:29:05] Zatsupachi: sexy

Posted: **Tue Apr 15, 2014 3:10 am**

Aquamancia « Apr 14 Mon, 2014 8:35 pm » I AM A LORD OF SHIT WHO ATTEMPTS TO POST VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE THAT PLAY IMMEDIATELY
faget « Apr 14 Mon, 2014 4:54 pm » huh
faget « Apr 14 Mon, 2014 4:54 pm » autoplay I'M A SHITLORD WHO TRIES TO POST AUTOPLAYING YOUTUBE VIDEOS
faget « Apr 14 Mon, 2014 3:21 pm » &I'M A SHITLORD WHO TRIES TO POST AUTOPLAYING YOUTUBE VIDEOS

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:47 pm**

[5:34:05 PM] asdfman: am i missing any fucking dlc?
[5:34:35 PM] Nafees: there is no fucking dlc
[5:34:38 PM] Nafees: that's rule34
[5:34:45 PM] Nafees: there are lots of sites to help you with that
[5:34:46 PM] asdfman: ...
[5:34:54 PM] asdfman: now I want someone to draw dlc as a character
[5:34:58 PM] asdfman: but not fucking dlc
[5:35:00 PM] asdfman: youre sick
[5:35:16 PM] Nafees: says the guy asking about fucking dlc
[5:35:22 PM] Nafees: you disgusting piece of shit
[5:35:24 PM] asdfman: FUCKING DLC
[5:35:25 PM] asdfman: MAN
[5:35:31 PM] Nafees: get out
[5:35:33 PM] Nafees: just get out
[5:35:38 PM] asdfman: NOW I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT FUCKING DLC
[5:35:40 PM] asdfman: DUDE
[5:35:40 PM] asdfman: WHY
[5:35:55 PM] Nafees: don't point the finger at me you filthy-minded cunt
[5:36:01 PM] Firefox11: .-.
[5:36:17 PM] asdfman: and what are you doing? you anal-probed slut
[5:37:06 PM] Nafees: I'm reading about azeotropic mixtures thank you very much
[5:37:36 PM] asdfman: I'm reading about photons
[5:37:44 PM] Nafees: sure you are
[5:37:45 PM] Nafees: sure you are
[5:37:53 PM] asdfman: look whos talking
[5:37:58 PM] Nafees: yes
[5:37:59 PM] Nafees: it's me
[5:38:06 PM] asdfman: indeed it is
[5:38:08 PM] asdfman: fucking perv
[5:38:18 PM] Nafees: hypocrite
[5:38:31 PM] Nafees: you're making implications you can't back up
[5:39:27 PM] asdfman: so are you
[5:40:13 PM] Nafees: you just asked about fucking dlc and admitted you couldn't stop thinking about fucking dlc
[5:40:28 PM] Aquamancia: :perv:
[5:40:36 PM] Aquamancia: and with that, afk
[5:41:10 PM] asdfman: you started it
[5:41:19 PM] asdfman: you injected the image of FUCKING DLC into my brain
[5:41:27 PM] asdfman: pervort

Posted: **Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:00 am**

23:59 - ShadowSpectre: mhm
23:59 - ShadowSpectre: anyway
23:59 - ShadowSpectre: good gunting
*pause*
23:59 - ShadowSpectre: *hunting
*pause*
23:59 - ShadowSpectre: *bunting
23:59 - ShadowSpectre: *shunting
23:59 - PureQuestion: gg

Posted: **Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:43 am**

01:42 - PureQuestion: btw
01:42 - PureQuestion: ss
01:42 - PureQuestion: I know you said you don't care
01:42 - PureQuestion: but
01:42 - PureQuestion: I must inform you
01:42 - ShadowSpectre: good night
01:42 - PureQuestion: one of the cards in the ygo set is called
01:42 - PureQuestion: NO
01:42 - PureQuestion is now Offline.
01:42 - Your state is set to Offline.

Posted: **Wed Apr 23, 2014 10:27 pm**

late quote

[7:36:08 PM] *** Nafees has changed the conversation topic to "The Skype Chat | Current Event: SK Day | Current Topic: http://i.imgur.com/Yv5uAiE.png" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" ***
[7:36:47 PM] Spriter: why is it sk day
[7:37:02 PM] Spriter: http://i.imgur.com/Yv5uAiE.png" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; OH MAN I REMEMBER THIS
[7:37:32 PM] Spriter: flan-chan you look so kawaii desu nee~
[7:37:50 PM] Nick: Just as kawaii as Gonk-chan!
[7:39:20 PM] faget: NO
[7:39:24 PM] faget: NOOOO
[7:39:28 PM] faget: WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT
[7:39:29 PM] faget: YOU CUNT
[7:39:36 PM] faget: YOU MOTHERFUCKER
[7:39:40 PM] faget: DIE
[7:40:05 PM] Nick: i can't tell who you're yelling at
[7:40:15 PM] Spriter: is it me
[7:40:18 PM] faget: sk
[7:40:23 PM] Spriter: because it's ss' fault lol
[7:40:25 PM] Spriter: look at topic
[7:40:34 PM] *** faget has changed the conversation topic to "The Skype Chat | Current Event: SK Day | Current Topic: NO" ***
[7:40:39 PM] Nick: that was the linked image before though
[7:40:45 PM] faget: SS don't make me post that one image
[7:40:46 PM] Nick: he just changed it to being sk day i think
[7:40:52 PM] faget: of your face as a child on uh
[7:40:53 PM] faget: whatever it was
[7:40:59 PM] Nick: a dildo
[7:41:02 PM] faget: that that one guy posted on facebook ages ago
[7:41:54 PM] *** Nick has changed the conversation topic to "The Skype Chat | Current Event: SK Day | Current Topic: http://i.imgur.com/SqZlt1I.gif" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" ***
[7:42:16 PM] Spriter: ...yes
[7:43:12 PM] Spriter: cool parakeets don't look at explosions
[7:44:11 PM] *** Nafees has changed the conversation topic to "The Skype Chat | Current Event: SK Day | Current Topic: http://i.imgur.com/Yv5uAiE.png" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" ***
[7:44:29 PM] *** faget has changed the conversation topic to "The Skype Chat | Current Event: SK Day | Current Topic: FUCK OFF YOU DIRTY NIGGRON" ***
[7:44:47 PM] Spriter: flan-chan why refuse your kawaiiness
[7:44:47 PM] faget: I'LL MURDER YOU
[7:44:55 PM] faget: I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SOUL
[7:45:04 PM] Spriter: i'll spread the image to other chats before you do! (cat)
[7:45:07 PM] faget: I'LL FUCK YOU UP, ONII-CHAN
[7:45:28 PM] Evarktryox: hm...
[7:45:45 PM] Aquamancia: richer
[7:45:52 PM] Spriter: lol
[7:46:01 PM] faget: I WILL LITERALLY TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB WHILST KEEPING YOU ALIVE AND SLOWLY REPLACING YOUR BLOOD WITH SALIVA
[7:46:17 PM] Evarktryox: dat pic
[7:46:28 PM] faget: WHICH PROBABLY WOULDN'T EVEN BE THAT PAINFUL BUT FUCK YOU IF YOU WOULDN'T FEEL DISGUSTED AND VIOLATED
[7:46:31 PM] Bee Overlord: why would you do that
[7:46:38 PM] Spriter: #themad
[7:46:44 PM] Bee Overlord: its perfect expamle of moe
[7:46:45 PM] faget: I WILL ACTUALLY RAPE YOU

Posted: **Thu May 01, 2014 9:29 pm**

[20:53:31] Flan: i want to see a video of dabir sumo wrestling
[20:53:33] Flan: it'd be worth the weight
[20:53:38] Dabir: gtfo

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2014 7:11 pm**

AlexMdle has changed the conversation topic to "The Skype Chat | Current Event: Days Under Humanity | Current Topic: Garo's erotic bakery. Applications closed."

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