The UFF Omni-Chat Quote Thread

[AlexMdle]

[9:36:21 AM] flan: i require guidance
[9:36:32 AM] flan: guidance on your stupid fucking skull jokes
[9:36:42 AM] AlexMdle: !!!
[9:36:49 AM] AlexMdle: You require...
[9:36:50 AM] AlexMdle: ...a guide?
[9:36:59 AM] flan: youve been slacking
[9:37:04 AM] flan: no update on wherhein for a while
[9:37:08 AM] AlexMdle:
[9:37:15 AM] AlexMdle: As far as Im concerned.
[9:37:17 AM] AlexMdle: Im excused.
[9:37:21 AM] flan: why
[9:37:40 AM] AlexMdle: Because I've been worked to the bone.
[9:37:48 AM] flan: i'm fucking done
[9:37:53 AM] flan: keyboard and mouse out the window
[9:37:58 AM] flan: in approx 10 minutes
[9:38:00 AM] flan: give me a second
[9:38:08 AM] flan: gotta throw the monitor and desktop out first
[9:38:19 AM] flan: it's been fun
[9:38:26 AM | Edited 9:38:27 AM] flan: gonna go slit my wrists afterwards
[9:38:34 AM] flan: have a nice rest of your life motherfucker

[HOLD ON]

[9:39:37 AM] flan: i had a feeling you'd quote thread that
[9:40:03 AM] AlexMdle: Can't ignore you throwing me a bone like that.

[ShadowSpectre]

12:24 - flan: why is alex making skull puns
12:26 - ShadowSpectre: hm?
12:27 - ShadowSpectre: maybe his newfound humour is going to his head
12:27 - flan: ...
12:27 - flan: leaving uff forever

[Spriterkid]

i declare this day "Troll flan" day.
[13:26:57] flan: you're trolling right
[13:27:17] Spriter: no i'm serious i was on this morning
[13:27:26] flan: but alex isnt making a boss right
[13:27:42] Spriter: idk he could
[13:27:47] Spriter: he's known for his trolling
[13:27:59] flan: :l
[13:28:03] Spriter: who knows maybe he's messing with your head
[13:28:18] flan: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

[AlexMdle]

Micro skills: I wish you drew more.
flan: why
flan: im bad at spriting
Micro skills: But I want you to.
Micro skills: Because I can.
Micro skills: And I think it's fun.
Micro skills: What do you say to that?
flan: i say fuck you alex and a cotton rice midget thrown to you too
Micro skills: You know why I said all that?
flan: why
Micro skills: Reread what I wrote.
Micro skills: But keep in mind.
Micro skills: I cant rocketjump.
flan: idgi
Micro skills: Micro skills: But I want you to.
Micro skills: Because I can.
Micro skills: And I think it's fun.
flan: oh
flan: alex you see
flan: when you learn t-
flan: ...
flan: fuck you alex

[ShadowSpectre]

[16:39:39] Nafees: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYjuj3ggaKA" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
[16:39:42] Nafees: there is jizz everywhere
[16:39:43] Nafees: help
[16:39:46] Nafees: help me
[16:39:48] Nafees: so much jizz
[16:40:29] Spriter: ss stop jizzing
[16:40:41] Spriter: OH GOD
[16:41:01] Spriter: YES

[ShadowSpectre]

[10:03:08] Spriter: [00:10] Frogbor:

<<< http://puu.sh/7Nkd8.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

SNAKE
[10:03:09] Spriter: SNAKE
[10:03:15] Spriter: OHHHHHH IT'S A SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE
[10:03:17] Spriter: it's a
[10:03:24] Spriter: fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy
[10:03:30] Spriter: BULLET BULLET
[10:03:35] Spriter: a fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy
[10:03:38] Spriter: BULLET BULLET
[10:03:43] Spriter: a fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy
[10:03:47] Spriter: BULLEBULLET
[10:03:54] Spriter: fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy fraxy
[10:03:57] Spriter: OH IT'S A SNAKE
[10:03:59] Spriter: SNAKE
[10:04:00] Spriter: SNAKE
[10:04:10] Spriter: OHHHHHH IT'S A SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE

[AlexMdle]

Flan(Medick) Vs. Alex(Spi)

(Alternative title: Flan got me a new hat.)

[ShadowSpectre]

[11:05:55] Frogbor: I HAVE NO FRIENDS
[11:05:57] Frogbor:

[ShadowSpectre]

[11:12:06] Frogbor: oh my god
[11:12:15] Frogbor: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqT0iFZifgw" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
imagine her shoulders are arms
[11:12:15] Frogbor: like
[11:12:17] Frogbor: arm-stumps
[11:12:25 | Edited 11:12:26] Frogbor: THE HORROR
[11:13:09] Nafees: old thought
[11:13:55] Frogbor: you're an old thought
[11:15:17] Frogbor: I would have to finish this delectable slice in 5 minutes if I were to leave now
[11:15:22] Frogbor: so I think I'm going to wait until later
[11:15:25] Nafees: that's what she said
[11:15:30] Frogbor: fuck off SS

[ShadowSpectre]

[12:36:29] flan: GARO
[12:36:31] flan: BE MY WIFE