The UFF Omni-Chat Quote Thread

[mmxpert]

It is too late.

I. Know. Everything.

you look like shit

[mmxpert]

Now I'm actually interested in what you meant.

Unless you're just being you again.

[AlexMdle]

[5:54:42 AM] AlexMdle: BATMAN just literally shot me in the dick.
[5:54:57 AM] AlexMdle: With huntsman.
[6:04:29 AM] AlexMdle: HAHAHHAA
[6:04:33 AM] AlexMdle: Oh god.
[6:04:36 AM] AlexMdle: Trolling their top player.
[6:04:42 AM] AlexMdle: He's raging over voice chat so hard.
[6:06:57 AM] flan: whats his name
[6:07:07 AM] AlexMdle: Singling him out and shooting at him with enforcer when he's rocket jumping.
[6:07:12 AM] AlexMdle: prince of all sayans
[6:07:15 AM] AlexMdle: or along the lines
[6:07:27 AM] AlexMdle: the one impersonating fbzabridged vegeta over voice chat
[6:07:31 AM] flan: oh
[6:13:13 AM] AlexMdle: Hahahaha.
[6:13:15 AM] AlexMdle: Backstab him.
[6:13:29 AM] AlexMdle: He manages to strafe on top of me - AS IM TAUNTING WITH KNIFE.
[6:13:44 AM] AlexMdle: Gets doublefucked.
[6:13:50 AM] flan: lol
[6:14:29 AM] AlexMdle: Im starting to wonder if it's really the voice actor for vegeta.
[6:27:50 AM] AlexMdle: He gets bonk pumpkin.
[6:27:53 AM] AlexMdle: Doesnt know im behind.
[6:27:59 AM] AlexMdle: I backstab him 2 times in a row.
[6:28:08 AM] AlexMdle: "Im going to literally rape your parents." - Vegeta
[6:41:15 AM] flan: omg
[6:45:48 AM] AlexMdle: He still got 0 kills on me.
[6:45:57 AM] AlexMdle: I just flew across entire map and landed a flying backstab on him.
[6:46:06 AM] AlexMdle: I think he's having a nervous breakdown
[6:52:56 AM] flan: lol
[6:58:28 AM] AlexMdle: He just yelled so hard, his mic broke.
[6:58:46 AM] flan: wait
[6:58:48 AM] flan: seriously
[7:01:11 AM] AlexMdle: Yea
[7:01:15 AM] AlexMdle: got screenshot
[7:01:46 AM] *** AlexMdle sent micdead.png micdead.png ***
[7:02:36 AM] flan: o lawd
[7:06:15 AM] AlexMdle: And thus I saved the world from vegeta.
[7:06:18 AM] AlexMdle: (ragequit)

[AlexMdle]

PureQuestion: I also got a strange enforcer
PureQuestion: and strange flying guillotine
Micro skills: Why not a stange crossbow
PureQuestion: Do you like
PureQuestion: did you have an aneurism
Micro skills: I like many things.
Micro skills: Wait.
PureQuestion: did you lose all your memories
Micro skills: What.
PureQuestion: I'VE HAD A STRANGE CROSSBOW FOR TWO MONTHS
Micro skills: I never noticed.
PureQuestion: EVERY TIME I'VE CROSSBOWED YOU ON ORANGE WAS WITH A STRANGE FESTIVE CROSSBOW
Micro skills: I knew it was festive.
PureQuestion: I SENT YOU A PIC OF ME HAVING 1000 KILLS
PureQuestion: *YOU* WERE THE THOUSANDTH KILL
Micro skills: Details

[AlexMdle]

[mmxpert]

[ShadowSpectre]

13:09 - ShadowSpectre: do you wanna build a snowman
13:09 - ShadowSpectre: (it doesn't have to be a snowman)
13:10 - Queen Kohuda: Go away, ShadowSpectre
13:10 - ShadowSpectre: okay bye
13:11 - Queen Kohuda:
13:11 - ShadowSpectre: :')
13:11 - Queen Kohuda: ;)
13:11 - ShadowSpectre: ;o
13:11 - Queen Kohuda: :'o
13:11 - ShadowSpectre: 8o
13:11 - Queen Kohuda: 8O
13:11 - ShadowSpectre: 0O
13:12 - Queen Kohuda: o0
13:12 - ShadowSpectre: oo
13:12 - Queen Kohuda: (╯°□°）╯︵ ǝɹʇɔǝdsʍopɐɥs
13:13 - ShadowSpectre: (╯°.°）╯︵ shadowspectre
13:13 - Queen Kohuda: hey you cant do that
13:13 - ShadowSpectre: watch me
13:13 - Queen Kohuda: ok
13:14 - ShadowSpectre: can't do it while you're watching
13:14 - ShadowSpectre:
13:14 - Queen Kohuda: then why you tell me to
13:15 - ShadowSpectre: why do keep watching me
13:15 - ShadowSpectre: can I have some privacy
13:15 - ShadowSpectre: oh whoa oh
13:15 - Queen Kohuda: ok
13:15 - ShadowSpectre: I always feel like
13:15 - ShadowSpectre: somebody's watchin me
13:16 - Queen Kohuda: Woh, I always feel like somebody's watching me. Tell me is it just a dream?
13:16 - ShadowSpectre: when I come home at night I bolt the door real tight
13:17 - Queen Kohuda: People call me, on the phone
13:18 - Queen Kohuda: Girl I refuse, you must have me confused
13:18 - Queen Kohuda: With some other guy
13:18 - ShadowSpectre: the bridges were burned now it's your turn to cry
13:19 - Queen Kohuda: cry me a river
Cry me a river-er
Cry me a river
13:19 - ShadowSpectre: far far away
13:20 - ShadowSpectre: that's where my heart is turning ever
13:22 - Queen Kohuda: Beating like a drum, y´all
Tom tom tom, yea
13:22 - ShadowSpectre: hey yeeeaaaah
13:22 - Queen Kohuda: and stop, hammertime
13:23 - ShadowSpectre: I've been around the world
13:23 - ShadowSpectre: from london to the bay
13:25 - Queen Kohuda: From Paris to Berlin,
And every disco I get in,
13:25 - ShadowSpectre: get in to the music baby tell me how my bang sounds
13:25 - ShadowSpectre: I know I got it
13:26 - ShadowSpectre: I know she on it
13:26 - ShadowSpectre: I know you see it
13:26 - ShadowSpectre: I know she want it
13:27 - Queen Kohuda: She got that Cali good and she kinda hood

[Garoslaw]

Uhhh

[mmxpert]

I'm guessing it's about some awesome thing called HOLY SDHFIVX.

[mmxpert]

You are now chatting with a random stranger

Question to discuss: Give me some MLP fanfic prompt quick.

You: ALRIGHT, I SHALL DO IT.
You: ALL THE GOOD SHOWS INVADE MLP.

Stranger 2 has disconnected.

Sorry Alex.