The UFF Omni-Chat Quote Thread

[ShadowHunter]

[7:19:20 AM] Spriter: dabir you spelt MAN JACKSON wrong
[7:19:25 AM] Spriter: it's gotta be in all caps
[7:19:58 AM | Edited 7:22:21 AM] Bee Overlord: JAM NACKSON
[7:20:41 AM] Spriter: no.
[7:21:52 AM] Bee Overlord: MAC JANKSON
[7:22:32 AM] Bee Overlord: NAN JACKSOM
[7:22:54 AM] Bee Overlord: fuck it
[7:22:55 AM] Bee Overlord: JACK MANSON
[7:23:39 AM] Nafees: JAN MACKSON
[7:23:48 AM] Nafees: NAM JACKSON
[7:23:51 AM] Spriter: No.
[7:23:52 AM] Bee Overlord: NAM JACKSON
[7:23:53 AM] Bee Overlord: WOW
[7:23:53 AM] Spriter: No you guys NO
[7:23:55 AM] Nafees: HE WAS EVEN THERE MAN
[7:23:59 AM] Nafees: HE KNOWS
[7:24:24 AM] Bee Overlord: how did i miss nam jackson
[7:24:25 AM] Bee Overlord: dammit
[7:26:18 AM] Firefox11: Wut
[8:14:04 AM] Garo: what is man

[ShadowSpectre]

18:34 - ShadowSpectre: Delibird doesn't actually have a sack with it
18:34 - ShadowSpectre: that's its tail
18:39 - Dabir: wait
18:39 - Dabir: WAIT
18:39 - ShadowSpectre: http://i.imgur.com/uJtw7lU.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
18:40 - Dabir: let me out of your butt cause I'm pretty sure you're shitting me
18:40 - Dabir: oh my go
18:40 - Dabir: my god

[AlexMdle]

flan: alex?
Micro skills: Mhm?
flan: I have to go now
flan: so I'm going to leave you with a good story
flan: http://pastebin.com/VCaxAzPD" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Micro skills: What is it?
flan: a story about a desert
flan: and a snake
flan: and some people
Micro skills: Is it an unbearably long setup for a joke?
Micro skills: I just skipped to the end to read 'Shouting to Sammy as he pulled the steering wheel, "BETTER NATE THAN LEVER," he ran over the snake.'
flan: no
flan: read it all
Micro skills: Jack had an instant of realization. He was either going to have to hit the
lever, or run over Nate. He glanced over at Sammy and saw that Sammy
realized the same thing.
Micro skills: No, I think Im correct.
flan: why would you skip to the end
flan: worst kind of person
Micro skills: Would it surprise you if I told you 'Because you posted it'.

[ShadowHunter]

[10:12:38 AM] Spriter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... wGSON9tNq0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
[10:12:40 AM] Spriter: must get.
[10:12:42 AM] Spriter: must get.
[10:12:44 AM] Spriter: gust met.
[10:12:54 AM] Spriter: MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET
[10:13:12 AM] Spriter: MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[10:13:24 AM] faget: ...
[10:13:29 AM] faget: I think I pooped my pants

[ShadowSpectre]

[15:46:18] Flan: Reinfish sulks.

[mmxpert]

[10:12:38 AM] Spriter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... wGSON9tNq0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
[10:12:40 AM] Spriter: must get.
[10:12:42 AM] Spriter: must get.
[10:12:44 AM] Spriter: gust met.
[10:12:54 AM] Spriter: MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET
[10:13:12 AM] Spriter: MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET MUST GET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[10:13:24 AM] faget: ...
[10:13:29 AM] faget: I think I pooped my pants

[5/7/2014 11:24:47 PM] Bee Overlord: [Wednesday, May 07, 2014 11:22 PM] Jamie Devoir:

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[5/7/2014 11:24:49 PM] Bee Overlord: quote from seperate skype chat
[5/7/2014 11:24:55 PM] Bee Overlord: its like a disease

[mmxpert]

Heeheeheehee, I love Thin Men.

[Aquamancia]

ShadowSpectre « Sat May 10, 2014 7:22 am » aqua is a cake today
Aquamancia « Sat May 10, 2014 7:24 am » i am fine with being a cake

[ShadowSpectre]

11:00 - flan: sugoi desu
11:00 - ShadowSpectre: nano desu
11:01 - flan: im sorry i dont speak weeaboo
11:01 - ShadowSpectre: I feel trolled
11:01 - flan: u better onii-chan B)

[ShadowSpectre]

22:07 - ShadowSpectre: got another master dodger
22:07 - ShadowSpectre: this cyberdisc is getting /nothing/
22:07 - Dabir: use him to draw out enemies
22:07 - Dabir: make him a master baiter
22:07 - ShadowSpectre: ...