The UFF Omni-Chat Quote Thread

[Garoslaw]

[17:41:09] CS: hands do not ejaculate
[17:41:12] coronaa: they do


I




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[Ex-Rumia]

[8:40:15 PM] Nick:
[8:40:24 PM] CS: [8:25 PM] Nick:

<<< double-ended dildo?
[8:40:30 PM] Nick: and again that goddamn : D smiley with its fucking laugh-looking expression makes me rage
[8:40:36 PM] CS: sexy
[8:40:51 PM] Nick: flan borrowed mine, he said it was for a science project
[8:40:58 PM] coronaa: what
[8:41:09 PM] Nick: ?
[8:41:10 PM] Nick: oh
[8:41:17 PM] Nick: i don't use it like THAT, i use it to hit people with
[8:41:35 PM] CS: how does flan use it
[8:41:41 PM] Nick: idk, ask him
also i set group chats to "do not alert me" huehuehue
[8:41:58 PM] CS: have you tried using it differently

I sense GTA in this quote

[ShadowHunter]

[1:31:09 PM] CS: get rid of something because it had no use
[1:31:12 PM] coronaa: you just can't accept it
[1:31:23 PM] CS: then why can't we get rid of jayeon
[1:31:30 PM] coronaa: because he has feelings
[1:31:35 PM] coronaa: ...
[1:31:36 PM] coronaa: and potential
[1:31:36 PM] CS: no
[1:31:38 PM] coronaa: who am I kidding
[1:31:41 PM] coronaa: let's ban him
[1:31:45 PM] CS: your argument is moot
[1:31:52 PM] Leo Pardo: [1:31 PM] coronaa:

<<< let's ban himNo.
[1:31:52 PM] coronaa: no it isn't fuck off you troll
[1:31:56 PM] coronaa: go back to your bridge!!!1121o2ioen1e
[1:31:57 PM] David: he hasn't been that annoying yet
[1:32:09 PM] coronaa: ...

[Dabir]

[22:13:24] David: the daddy long legs is no longer on my light
[22:13:26] David: or making noise
[22:13:29] David: in fact I don't know wher eit is
[22:13:32] David: AND THAT'S EVEN WORSE
[22:13:35] Leo Pardo: it's on your head
[22:13:37] coronaa: lel
[22:13:49] Leo Pardo: i watch that motherfucker crawl up the wall next to me
[22:13:52] David: garo don't you fucking do that to me
[22:13:57] David: you ass bastard
[22:13:58] Spriter: dabir
[22:14:02] Spriter: behind you
[22:14:11] David: you polish paranoia pusher
[22:14:13] Spriter:
[22:14:27] David: you portugese pantomime impersonator

[Spriterkid]

You forgot to post this right after:
[18-06-2013 22:15:16] Spriter: polish paranoia pushers put portuguese pantomime pansies playing pranks

[Dabir]

"Forgot".

[Spriterkid]

[21:27:00] AlexMdle: FUCKING ASSHAT FUCKWAD ULTRANIGGER CUNT

this is the best outburst in the history of ever

[CoreShooter]

[11:25:49 AM] CS: (a-b)(a+2ab+b)
[11:26:01 AM] CS: simplify
[11:29:01 AM] TBD Devastator: That will depend on the values a and b are given

[PureQuestion]

[11:22:56 PM] Sebastian Prism {Blargarm}: If you dodge through the giant ghosts, they'll waste their bite and not hurt you. FTR
[11:23:26 PM] PureQuestion: they're called Grimalkins
[11:23:27 PM] PureQuestion: FTR
[11:23:36 PM] Sebastian Prism {Blargarm}: Iduncar for naems
[11:23:48 PM] PureQuestion: "ghost" is a name ;)
[11:24:47 PM] Sebastian Prism {Blargarm}: It's a title!
[11:24:58 PM] PureQuestion: it's a name for a type of undead!
[11:25:07 PM] Sebastian Prism {Blargarm}: Title >:C
[11:25:15 PM] PureQuestion: ghost isn't a title!
[11:25:19 PM] PureQuestion: it's a "species"
[11:25:27 PM] Sebastian Prism {Blargarm}: Not a name still
[11:25:31 PM] PureQuestion: It
[11:25:36 PM] PureQuestion: It's the name of the species!
[11:25:56 PM] PureQuestion: The same way Dicearm is the name for you
[11:25:57 PM] Sebastian Prism {Blargarm}: Sebastian Prism {Blargarm} shoots
[11:26:08 PM] Sebastian Prism {Blargarm}: Sebastian Prism {Blargarm} through the head
[11:26:10 PM] Sebastian Prism {Blargarm}: Sebastian Prism {Blargarm} with an RPG
[11:26:12 PM] Sebastian Prism {Blargarm}: Sebastian Prism {Blargarm} and walks away
[11:27:21 PM] PureQuestion: btw head is a name too
[11:27:22 PM] PureQuestion:
[11:27:26 PM] PureQuestion: SO IS RPG
[11:28:24 PM] Sebastian Prism {Blargarm}: Sebastian Prism {Blargarm} suicides
[11:28:37 PM] PureQuestion: suicide is the name for killing yourself

[AlexMdle]

[5:30:20 AM] coronaa; but is spriter a prat?: CAN'T HEAL
[5:30:22 AM] coronaa; but is spriter a prat?: STATUS REMEDY?
[5:30:25 AM] coronaa; but is spriter a prat?: DOESN'T MATTER
[5:30:26 AM] coronaa; but is spriter a prat?: INSTA SHOCK
[5:30:30 AM] coronaa; but is spriter a prat?: CAN'T CURE SHOCK LELELELEL
[5:30:33 AM] coronaa; but is spriter a prat?: FUQ U
[5:30:35 AM] coronaa; but is spriter a prat?: FUCK OFF
[5:30:36 AM] coronaa; but is spriter a prat?: NIGGERS
[5:30:40 AM] PureQuestion: how long was the shock
[5:30:46 AM] coronaa; but is spriter a prat?: 5s
[5:30:56 AM] coronaa; but is spriter a prat?: but i'd immediately get reshocked everytime I got affected by shock
[5:31:09 AM] PureQuestion: yeah it's like
[5:31:20 AM] Sebastian Prism {Blargarm}: The danger mission is guarenteed notshock <3
[5:31:27 AM] coronaa; but is spriter a prat?: fuck off Pure I don't want to talk about it
[5:31:29 AM] coronaa; but is spriter a prat?: i am so mad