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Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 9:07 pm
by SnipeHeart
RESUBMIT RESUME. THIS TIME TO THE RIGHT COMPANY

Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 7:27 am
by TheMMM
THERE IS NO NEED TO DESTROY SKELETONS THAT ARE ALREADY UNDER CONTROL, UNLESS THE ONE CONTROLLING THEM IS INTENDING TO USE THEM FOR EVIL PURPOSES. ASK THE NECROMANCER THIS QUESTION: "What do plan on doing with all of these skeletons?"

Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 7:45 am
by Deadliar

Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 3:32 pm
by Aquamancia
STOP PONDERING AND CONSIDER PRAISING THE SUN INSTEAD.

Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge

Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2015 8:38 pm
by The Phantom
Xeilumardrox - 5 wrote:MAGICALLY GAIN TELEKINETIC POWERS AND TELEKINETICALLY STOP THE FLYING BUILDING PART RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE SUN (WHAT THE HUMAN EYE CAN SEE OF IT). USE IT TO CREATE A RECTANGULAR FAKE SOLAR ECLIPSE.
YOU GAIN TELEKINESIS AND STOP THE BUILDING AT JUST THE RIGHT POINT TO CREATE A RECTANGULAR ECLIPSE.

UNFORTUNATELY THE BUILDING ISN'T THAT LARGE, SO IT'S STILL FAIRLY CLOSE TO YOU, RELATIVELY SPEAKING. IT'S ONLY AN ECLIPSE WHERE YOU'RE STANDING.
Jayeon - 1 wrote:"GEE, THIS SURE WAS THOUGHT THROUGH PRETTY WELL," I NOTE SARCASTICALLY.
TRY TO FIND SOMETHING DECENT TO LAND ON EVEN THOUGH I'LL PROBABLY STILL END UP DYING OR AT LEAST GETTING SEVERELY INJURED.
YOU SPOT A NICE, FLAT, GRAY SURFACE TO LAND O-

OH.

THAT WAS THE PAVEMENT.

YOU ARE DEAD.
Deadliar - 5 wrote:USE DEATH'S CORPSE. RESSURECT IT AS MECHA-DEATH AND ALSO CONSTRUCT THE FOUR TROMBEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE.

ALSO, SEND A BOT TO CATCH JAYEON, THEN ASSIMILATE HIM.
THAT'S TWO ACTIONS. ALSO JAYEON IS DEAD.

ANYWAYS YOU GRAB DEATH'S CORPSE AND A SHITLOAD OF MECHS AND PROCEED TO CONSTRUST MECHA-DEATH AND THE FOUR TROMBEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE.

THEY ARE, OF COURSE, UNDER YOUR CONTROL, DESPITE ALL OF DEATH'S PROTESTS THAT NONE MAY CONTROL HIM. HE ALSO RESUMES HIS OLD JOB.
ShadowSpectre - 3 wrote:UNFUCK MYSELF FROM HALFNESS TOUT SUITE
WELL. YOU'RE STILL IN TWO PIECES, BUT AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT DEAD.

YET.

GIVE IT A BIT. YOU'LL BLEED OUT SHORTLY.
SnipeHeart - 2 wrote:RESUBMIT RESUME. THIS TIME TO THE RIGHT COMPANY
SEEMS LIKE THE COMPANY DOESN'T EVEN EXIST ANYMORE. SOMETHING ABOUT SOME DOUCHEBAG GRABBING DEATH'S CORPSE AND MAKING MECHA-DEATH, WHO IS ALREADY TAKING OVER HIS OLD JOB.
TheMMM - 3 wrote:THERE IS NO NEED TO DESTROY SKELETONS THAT ARE ALREADY UNDER CONTROL, UNLESS THE ONE CONTROLLING THEM IS INTENDING TO USE THEM FOR EVIL PURPOSES. ASK THE NECROMANCER THIS QUESTION: "What do plan on doing with all of these skeletons?"
"NOT SURE YET." HE REPLIES AFTER A MOMENT. "I WAS THINKING ABOUT CONQUERING THE WORLD, BUT ON SECOND THOUGHT IT'S KIND OF DIFFICULT."
Aquamancia - 1 wrote:STOP PONDERING AND CONSIDER PRAISING THE SUN INSTEAD.
RIGHT WHEN YOU WERE ABOUT TO PRAISE THE SUN, SOME ASSHOLE WITH A FUCKHUGE SWORD (PROBABLY A ZWEIHANDAR) COVERED IN LIGHTNING AND WITH A STRANGELY-FAMILIAR KNIGHT AS A SIDEKICK COMES ALONG AND STABS YOU REPEATEDLY.

-STATUS-
Xeilumardrox: Telekinetic Flight.
Jayeon: ded
Deadliar: In control of MECHA-DEATH and the FOUR TROMBEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE.
ShadowSpectre: About to die. Half the man he used to be.
SnipeHeart: Still a surgeon.
TheMMM: Chatting with a necromancer.
Aquamancia: Bleeding out.

Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge

Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2015 9:44 pm
by Deadliar
WAIT. HE ISN'T EVEN HERE. LET'S PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED.

I ROBOTICALLY RESSURECT JAYEON INSTEAD (ENERGY WINGS INCLUDED) AND TASK HIM WITH ASSIMILATING AQUA

Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge

Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2015 10:26 pm
by Aquamancia
THAT GUY HAS A LIGHTNING ZWEIHANDER
THEREFORE HE IS NOT A GIANTDAD

On that note: SEARCH YOUR POCKETS FOR ANY AVAILABLE ESTUS FLASKS HEALING POTIONS TO STOP THE BLEEDING.

Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge

Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2015 10:30 pm
by Xeilumardrox
DID SOMEONE TRY TO PRAISE THE SUN EVEN THOUGH UNSUCCESSFULLY? WELL, FORGET BLOCKING THE SUN. TIME TO REPLACE IT.
TURN INTO SOME KIND OF IMMORTAL SOLAR PHOENIX BEING THE SIZE OF STARS THAT COMPLETELY IGNORES LOGIC AND REPLACE THE SUN BY EATING IT UP.

Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge

Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2015 12:32 am
by Jayeon
GO ALONG WITH MY ROBOTIC RESSURECTION AT DEADLIAR'S HANDS AND CREATE AN ENERGY SWORD WHILE I'M AT IT.

Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge

Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2015 1:33 am
by ShadowSpectre
I SAID

UNFUCK MYSELF

UNFUCK MYSELF NOW

COMPLETELY FIX MYSELF INTO ONE FUNCTIONAL, NONDYING ENTITY