Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 9:07 pm
RESUBMIT RESUME. THIS TIME TO THE RIGHT COMPANY
YOU GAIN TELEKINESIS AND STOP THE BUILDING AT JUST THE RIGHT POINT TO CREATE A RECTANGULAR ECLIPSE.Xeilumardrox - 5 wrote:MAGICALLY GAIN TELEKINETIC POWERS AND TELEKINETICALLY STOP THE FLYING BUILDING PART RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE SUN (WHAT THE HUMAN EYE CAN SEE OF IT). USE IT TO CREATE A RECTANGULAR FAKE SOLAR ECLIPSE.
YOU SPOT A NICE, FLAT, GRAY SURFACE TO LAND O-Jayeon - 1 wrote:"GEE, THIS SURE WAS THOUGHT THROUGH PRETTY WELL," I NOTE SARCASTICALLY.
TRY TO FIND SOMETHING DECENT TO LAND ON EVEN THOUGH I'LL PROBABLY STILL END UP DYING OR AT LEAST GETTING SEVERELY INJURED.
THAT'S TWO ACTIONS. ALSO JAYEON IS DEAD.Deadliar - 5 wrote:USE DEATH'S CORPSE. RESSURECT IT AS MECHA-DEATH AND ALSO CONSTRUCT THE FOUR TROMBEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE.
ALSO, SEND A BOT TO CATCH JAYEON, THEN ASSIMILATE HIM.
WELL. YOU'RE STILL IN TWO PIECES, BUT AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT DEAD.ShadowSpectre - 3 wrote:UNFUCK MYSELF FROM HALFNESS TOUT SUITE
SEEMS LIKE THE COMPANY DOESN'T EVEN EXIST ANYMORE. SOMETHING ABOUT SOME DOUCHEBAG GRABBING DEATH'S CORPSE AND MAKING MECHA-DEATH, WHO IS ALREADY TAKING OVER HIS OLD JOB.SnipeHeart - 2 wrote:RESUBMIT RESUME. THIS TIME TO THE RIGHT COMPANY
"NOT SURE YET." HE REPLIES AFTER A MOMENT. "I WAS THINKING ABOUT CONQUERING THE WORLD, BUT ON SECOND THOUGHT IT'S KIND OF DIFFICULT."TheMMM - 3 wrote:THERE IS NO NEED TO DESTROY SKELETONS THAT ARE ALREADY UNDER CONTROL, UNLESS THE ONE CONTROLLING THEM IS INTENDING TO USE THEM FOR EVIL PURPOSES. ASK THE NECROMANCER THIS QUESTION: "What do plan on doing with all of these skeletons?"
RIGHT WHEN YOU WERE ABOUT TO PRAISE THE SUN, SOME ASSHOLE WITH A FUCKHUGE SWORD (PROBABLY A ZWEIHANDAR) COVERED IN LIGHTNING AND WITH A STRANGELY-FAMILIAR KNIGHT AS A SIDEKICK COMES ALONG AND STABS YOU REPEATEDLY.Aquamancia - 1 wrote:STOP PONDERING AND CONSIDER PRAISING THE SUN INSTEAD.