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Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:28 am
by Xeilumardrox
MAGICALLY GAIN THE ABILITY TO FLY TO STOP FALLING.

Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 1:51 pm
by SnipeHeart
ASSERT DOMINANCE. BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF DEATH.

Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 8:51 pm
by The Phantom
Deadliar - 2 wrote:PUNCH LIFE INTO POLE, THEN PUNCH POLE.

PROCEED TO SHOW OFF KUNG-FU SKILLS ON NOW-LIVING POLE.
YOU CAN'T FIND LIFE ANYWHERE. SEEMS LIKE HE DECIDED TO LEAVE TOWN WHEN A CERTAIN SOMEONE TRIED TO KICK HIM IN THE GROIN.

YOU PUNCH THE POLE ANYWAYS.

YOUR HAND HURTS.

Xeilumardrox - 4 wrote:MAGICALLY GAIN THE ABILITY TO FLY TO STOP FALLING.
YOU GAIN THE ABILITY TO FLY.

DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOU ARE INDOORS. NOT MUCH ROOM TO FLY.

SPEAKING OF WHICH, STILL FALLING.

flan - 2 wrote:INVITE DEATH TO A CONCERT ON TOP OF THE EIFFEL TOWER TO TRY AND CHEER HIM UP.
DEATH DECLINES. HE'S CURRENTLY IN A FIGHT.

AND GETTING HIS ASS KICKED.

SnipeHeart - 5 vs Death - 1 wrote:ASSERT DOMINANCE. BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF DEATH.
WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE THE EPIC BATTLE YOU ARE HAVING AGAINST DEATH. THE GODS THEMSELVES WEEP AT THE ETERNAL BEAUTY OF...

...NAH, JUST KIDDING. YOU CURBSTOMP DEATH SO BADLY THAT HE DIES.

YOU WONDER WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE WHEN THEY DIE NOW.


-STATUS-
Deadliar: Injured hand.
Xeilumardrox: Can fly. Still falling.
flan: Magical Girl. On top of the Eiffel Tower.
SnipeHeart: Deathslayer.
Death: ded

Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 9:54 pm
by Xeilumardrox
FORCEFULLY FLATTEN STAIRS INTO A FLAT SURFACE AND ANGLE IT PARALLEL TO THE HORIZONTAL AXIS WITH THE POWERS OF ILLOGICALITY AND MATH.

Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 10:04 pm
by SnipeHeart
WITH DEATH VANQUISHED I CAN DO WHAT I WANT

FIND AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF LIFE.

REVENGE WILL BE MINE

Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 11:26 pm
by Aquamancia
WONDER IF THE PEOPLE JUST LET IT GOOOOO, LET IT GOOOOO

>:)

Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 11:44 pm
by Deadliar
REPLACE WOUNDED HAND WITH CYBERNETIC ONE, BECOME PROTAGONIST OF A SHITTY HOLLYWOOD MOVIE.

Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge

Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2015 3:13 am
by The Phantom
Xeilumardrox - 5 wrote:FORCEFULLY FLATTEN STAIRS INTO A FLAT SURFACE AND ANGLE IT PARALLEL TO THE HORIZONTAL AXIS WITH THE POWERS OF ILLOGICALITY AND MATH.
YOU ALTER REALITY WITH "MATH" and BAD LOGIC SO THAT THE STAIRS BECOME THE FLOOR.

SOMEHOW THIS DOESN'T BREAK THE BUILDING.

YOU'RE ABOUT HALFWAY UP THE BUILDING. STILL INDOORS. AND NOW THERE'S NO MORE STAIRS.

SnipeHeart - 5 vs Life - 3 wrote:WITH DEATH VANQUISHED I CAN DO WHAT I WANT

FIND AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF LIFE.

REVENGE WILL BE MINE
TRACKING DOWN LIFE IS SURPRISINGLY EASY. YOU PUNCH LIFE.

IN THE FACE.

TWICE.

HE STAGGERS BACK, NOW WITH TWO BLACK EYES.

Aquamancia - 4 wrote:WONDER IF THE PEOPLE JUST LET IT GOOOOO, LET IT GOOOOO

>:)
YOU BEGIN WONDERING. PONDERING.

"PROBABLY NOT," YOU SAY TO YOURSELF.

Deadliar - 6 wrote:REPLACE WOUNDED HAND WITH CYBERNETIC ONE, BECOME PROTAGONIST OF A SHITTY HOLLYWOOD MOVIE.
YOU END UP REPLACING YOUR ENTIRE BODY BY TAKING YOUR BRAIN AND PUTTING IT INTO A ROBOT BODY. THE ONLY JOB YOU CAN GET NOW IN ACTING IS A POSITION AS THE TERMINATOR.

-STATUS-
Xeilumardrox: Can fly. Stuck halfway up a building with no stairs.
SnipeHeart: Beating the shit out of Life.
Life: Two black eyes.
Aquamancia: Pondering.
Deadliar: Terminator.

Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge

Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2015 3:21 am
by Xeilumardrox
THROW THE TOP PART OF THE BUILDING AWAY. PREFERABLY INTO THE SUN. LET THIS BE THE NEW ROOF OF THE BUILDING.

Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge

Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2015 3:29 am
by SnipeHeart
DO YOU FEAR ME, LIFE? DON'T CROSS ME AGAIN.

CONTENT. I TAKE UP THE ROLL AS DEATH'S REPLACEMENT BY SUBMITTING MY RESUME.