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Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 5:53 am
by The Phantom
Anyone can join at any time. Updates are sporadic (generally "whenever I get online and there's a few posts"). If you don't post when I update you will be ignored/skipped.
YOU ARE IN A MODERN-DAY CITY. WHICH ONE? WHO KNOWS. I CERTAINLY DON'T.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 10:45 am
by Deadliar
HUMP NEARBY LAMP POST.
Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 2:52 pm
by Xeilumardrox
MOONWALK UP A BUILDING (VIA STAIRS SOMEHOW).
Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 5:32 pm
by SnipeHeart
QUESTION THE MEANING OF LIFE
Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 3:01 am
by The Phantom
Deadliar - 5 wrote:HUMP NEARBY LAMP POST.
YOU PROCEED TO DO SO.
A FEW PEOPLE PASS BY YOU GIVING YOU ODD LOOKS.
ONE IS FILMING YOU. PROBABLY PLANNING ON POSTING TO YOUTUBE OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT.
flan - 5 wrote:CLIMB THE EIFFEL TOWER.
CLIMB. CLIMB. CLIMB.
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE FAST. ALREADY AT THE TOP.
IT'S A LONG WAY DOWN.
Xeilumardrox - 1 wrote:MOONWALK UP A BUILDING (VIA STAIRS SOMEHOW).
YOU ATTEMPT TO MOONWALK UP A BUILDING.
YOU TRIP AND BEGIN FALLING UP THE STAIRS INSTEAD.
SnipeHeart - 3 wrote:QUESTION THE MEANING OF LIFE
YOU QUESTION THE MEANING OF LIFE.
LIFE DOESN'T ANSWER.
-STATUS-
Deadliar: Soon-to-be Youtube Celebrity.
flan: On top of the Eiffel Tower.
Xeilumardrox: Falling up stairs all the way to the top of a building.
SnipeHeart: Getting philosophical.
Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 1:21 pm
by SnipeHeart
WOW LIFE IS A DICK
PUNCH LIFE IN THE GROIN
Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 3:13 pm
by Deadliar
SHOW OFF KUNG-FU MOVES ON POLE.
Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 3:26 pm
by Xeilumardrox
FLIP THE STAIRS UPSIDE-DOWN.
Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 11:16 pm
by The Phantom
SnipeHeart - 1 wrote:WOW LIFE IS A DICK
PUNCH LIFE IN THE GROIN
YOU PUNCH DEATH IN THE GROIN INSTEAD. THIS MAY HAVE BEEN A BAD IDEA.
Deadliar - 4 wrote:SHOW OFF KUNG-FU MOVES ON POLE.
YOU SHOW OFF YOUR KUNG-FU MOVES.
YOU STILL LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. IT'S NOT LIKE THE POLE IS FIGHTING BACK OR ANYTHING.
Xeilumardrox - 5 wrote:FLIP THE STAIRS UPSIDE-DOWN.
YOU SUCCESSFULLY FLIP THE STAIRS, AND ONLY THE STAIRS, UPSIDE-DOWN.
YOU ARE NOW FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS.
YOU HAVE A FEELING YOU ARE NOW IN A SHITTY WEBCOMIC MADE FOR IRONIC PURPOSES.
flan - 5 wrote:TRANSFORM INTO A MAGICAL GIRL IDOL.
YOU DO SO. PEOPLE START MAKING A CHEESY, LOW-QUALITY ANIME ABOUT YOU.
-STATUS-
Deadliar: Mediocre Kung-Fu User.
flan: Magical Girl Idol.
Xeilumardrox: Falling down stairs all the way to the bottom of a building.
SnipeHeart: About to die.
Death: Pissed off.
Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 12:40 am
by Deadliar
PUNCH LIFE INTO POLE, THEN PUNCH POLE.
PROCEED TO SHOW OFF KUNG-FU SKILLS ON NOW-LIVING POLE.