The Never-Ending Story 3 : YOU WILL (NOT) SURVIVE

[mmxpert]

Satan won.

[Garoslaw]

The fuck happened there?

reset everything: ze warudo posts shouldn't count

This is silly, I know, but it can be easily continued on one person nonetheless.

and writing multiple sentences by using extraneous connectives also should not be allowed

Can't object to that.

Although dictating your own rules and continuing 2+ posts behind also shouldn't count; what if everyone decides to post, continuing from some other post? That isn't quite right.

And then Satan returned to his own realm.

[mmxpert]

and Then he ordered his finest demon hunters to find Hipen and trap his soul for eternity.

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

Among those hunters was Satan's half brother: Saltine.

[Garoslaw]

Saltine found oxygen toxic.

[ShadowHunter]

saltine dies and the hunters find and trap hipens soul for eternity

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

However, the computer crashes, and the nerd who was playing God's forces jumps out the 5th story window in rage!

[ShadowHunter]

said nerd perishes from the 5 story drop and a random slime monster eats the corpse

[DrThunderous]

And the guy writing this story, in the midst of a stream of consciousness, decides to take a break and notices that he wrote off the paper and onto the desk.

[mmxpert]

Lightning strikes the desk and the characters come to life.