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The Never-Ending Story 3 : YOU WILL (NOT) SURVIVE

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:17 am
by Garoslaw

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Rules are simple. 
You continue the "story" with a single sentence per post. 
You may not use images, words only. 
There is no enclosure regarding the levels of silly, we all know it will reach over 9000, anyway.
Begin.

There was once a man skipping merrily down the pavement.

Re: The Never-Ending Story 3 : YOU WILL (NOT) SURVIVE

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:25 am
by Halico
And suddenly, cliff.

Re: The Never-Ending Story 3 : YOU WILL (NOT) SURVIVE

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:26 am
by Garoslaw
So the man falls, and falls, and falls, until he lands on something mushy and soft, which was actually an obese man's stomach.

Re: The Never-Ending Story 3 : YOU WILL (NOT) SURVIVE

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:54 am
by Jayeon
The end.
"This is illegal, you know."
Obese man farts, causing the man to be sent flying.

Re: The Never-Ending Story 3 : YOU WILL (NOT) SURVIVE

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 6:16 am
by Halico
And he became the first man landing on the asteroid belt in the solar system.

1337 POST SPECIAL

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 10:48 am
by Garoslaw
And then the mighty invaders of the great unknown come down to evaporate the man by passing through him with the dickship, as they headed towards the poor mother Earth.


Re: The Never-Ending Story 3 : YOU WILL (NOT) SURVIVE

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:09 am
by [][][][]
Unfortunately for the invaders, the earth's laser defense was working properly, and their ranks were quickly blasted away.

Re: The Never-Ending Story 3 : YOU WILL (NOT) SURVIVE

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:40 pm
by CoreShooter
Upon looking back at his writing, the young boy realized that it did not make for a very good story, and that he was a very bad writer.

Re: The Never-Ending Story 3 : YOU WILL (NOT) SURVIVE

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:01 pm
by Garoslaw
He threw away the paper and reached for a clean sheet, however he lacked paper.

Re: The Never-Ending Story 3 : YOU WILL (NOT) SURVIVE

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:32 pm
by CoreShooter
Upon looking back at his lack of paper, he realized that he was kind of stupid, and also a poor specimen of a human.