Adventures of the Painfully Literal - CHAPTER II

[Urch]

pick my satchel up using my left hand. open with right hand. examine contents.

[Infinity's End]

Punch 4th Wall with both fists, repeatedly, alternating between them, until it breaks. Then repeat this action, substituting "4th wall" for "Captain Euphonium, GM of the game Adventures of the Painfully Literal - CHAPTER II"

[SnipeHeart]

SS:

The notebook has nothing written or drawn inside of it. Standing up, you look around at your surroundings. Facing the way you looked up lies distant mountains and behind you is a forest. The sound of running water can be faintly heard, but not seen. Grass stretches across your line of sight in all other directions.


Urch:

Picking up the satchel and opening it up, you find nothing more than an empty water bottle inside of it. Meanwhile, the winds continue to blow, a small trickle of sand entering the tent and into the piles of sand scattered around the flooring of the tent.


Infinity's End:

Repeat "this" action? What's "this" action? If by "this" action you mean by typing characters into a computer and having what you type transferred over some wonderful invention that allows you to communicate with other beings across the world, then yes. I recommend you do repeat "this" action. You look around for the nearest computer, sadly enough, there isn't one around.

[Infinity's End]

Punch 4th Wall with both fists, repeatedly, alternating between them, until it breaks. Then Punch Captain Euphonium, GM of the game Adventures of the Painfully Literal - CHAPTER II" with both fists, repeatedly, alternating between them, until the end of time.

[PureQuestion]

I trip and fall.

[Dicearm]

I watch a rock fall off a cliff into some trees.

[Urch]

use right hand to remove empty water bottle from satchel. use right hand to fill satchel with sand. close satchel with right hand. transfer sand-filled satchel from left hand to right hand. walk out of the tent through the exit.

[ShadowSpectre]

Turn to face the forest and walk towards it slowly, checking the ground for anything which is not a plant or fungus. If such an object appears, stop immediately. Similarly, if there is a tree within two metres of the direction of travel, stop immediately.

Also give a nod of acknowledgement of achievement to the theoretical Captain Euphonium and his excellent dismissal of sillies.

[SnipeHeart]

Infinity's End:

You locate a fourth wall and, with both fists, punch it. After doing so, you look around for a "them." Sadly, no "them" is around you. Soon enough, you embark on a great journey to look for a "them," even though you have no clue what a "them" looks, smells, feels, sounds, or tastes like. We all wish you the best of luck.


PureQuestion:

There is no object for you to trip over and fall shamefully to the ground. Not to mention that you're not even walking in any given direction. In fact, what are you even doing here that's of some accomplishment? You're doing nothing more than just standing there like some bored person who thinks that they can outwit some painfully literal jerk who enjoys wasting time. Go do something!


Dicearm:

Which cliff are you even looking at? What rock are you referring to? There are plenty rocks in your current location, along with multiple cliffs. Not sure which rock and which cliff to look at. The choices are endless! You sit there like a lump on a log, pondering which rock and cliff appeal to you the most.


Urch:

Holding the satchel with your left hand, you put your right hand into the satchel to try and remove it. Taking advantage of the fact that you're not a horse and have a thumb would be a good idea if you wanted to make the job of removing the empty water bottle easier.


ShadowSpectre:

You turn towards and start walking towards the forest. You see no objects lying on the ground as you walk to the trees, stopping two meters from one of the many trees.

[PureQuestion]

I look around.