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Cards Against Humanity

Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2014 11:52 pm
by ShadowSpectre
Selection of the finest [BIGGER BLACKER DICK] victories in a game recently played by several of us on the UFF. Also includes quotes from chat and voice chat, for maximum enjoyment.

The gallery is here for anyone who wants to see them all individually.

Aqua: "Oh, I'm judging, what a surprise(!)"

Alex: "Okay, who's deepthroating the microphone?"
ShadowSpectre: "Sorry, I just can't help it!"

Aqua on getting a point: "hyyyYES"

Spriter: "That ass always wins."

Alex: "More gloryholes!"

"Before I run for President, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with Spriter's sexy tight ass" -Flan

Garo: "Go ahead, kill me. Kill me with your best shot."

After winning a round of CaH with "The biggest, blackest dick":
[22:13:22] <ShadowSpectre> I AM WIENER

[22:14:59] Aquamancia: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[22:19:04] Spriter: Flan pls don't stain the couch again

Aqua: "I spent my whole life working toward a big black dick, only to have it ruined by a bigger blacker dick"



ShadowSpectre: "There would just be five Big Black Cocks."

[23:47:04] AlexMdle: 'Boss Nigger's monstrous, thrashing obsidian rammer.'

Re: Cards Against Humanity

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 12:36 am
by SnipeHeart

Re: Cards Against Humanity

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 12:09 pm
by ShadowSpectre
I recently played a game of Cards Against Humanity with my housemates. Below are a few of the choiciest rounds...

What is there a lot of in heaven? Ethnic Cleansing.

Make a haiku:

The female orgasm.
Cybernetic enhancements.
Multiple stab wounds.

Step one: 72 virgins.
Step two: A live studio audience.
Step three: profit.

A foetus. Once you pop, the fun don't stop!

Sexual peeing. Good to the last drop!

I never truly understood the Nazis until I met the Pope.

What don't you want to find in your Kung-Pao chicken? Bees?

How am I maintaining my relationship status? Having anuses for eyes.

Fun tip! Next time your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with women's suffrage instead!

Re: Cards Against Humanity

Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 7:46 am
by PlasmaTurtle
You know, it wouldn't be too hard to make a FRAXY based CaH pack filled with In-Jokes, references, and much hilarity.

Re: Cards Against Humanity

Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 12:05 pm
by Dabir
Hi! Please make a post over here to introduce yourself. Thanks!

Re: Cards Against Humanity

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 8:53 pm
by Garoslaw
i know this is a bump

but i heard y'all like big black cocks

Re: Cards Against Humanity

Posted: Sun May 24, 2015 1:22 am
by ShadowSpectre
game name pls?

Re: Cards Against Humanity

Posted: Sun May 24, 2015 10:21 am
by Deadliar
Those Ultima cards would make me wish I was there if not for the fact that I constantly laugh at him anyway.