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[7:23:24 PM] Flan: guess he finally let it go
[7:24:54 PM] Spriter: YOU MOTHERFUCKER

context: aqua really fucking hates that song (song name pls?)
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you forgot about the part where I hate smash bros now

i just can't hold it back anymore

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[9:57:46 PM] Dabir: I'm tired and I want to go to bed but there's no point because it's too fucking hot
[9:57:50 PM] Flan: which is a good thing because I'm always right
[9:57:56 PM] Dabir: I'll never get to sleep
[9:58:02 PM] Flan: open the window
[9:58:10 PM] Flan: turn off your pc
[9:58:12 PM] Flan: then open the door
[9:58:13 PM] Dabir: it's already wide open
[9:58:14 PM] Flan: get on the floor
[9:58:16 PM] AlexMdle: >open the window
>on a hot day
[9:58:17 PM] Flan: everybody walk the dinosaur
[9:58:17 PM] Dabir: NO
[9:58:18 PM] Dabir: DO NOT
[9:58:19 PM] Ultima Atulos Maxim: Can the admin and the two titans stop fighting about old shit that they can't change?
[9:58:20 PM] Dabir: FUCK YOU
[9:58:28 PM] Dabir: YOU DID IT
[9:58:32 PM] AlexMdle: Ultima.
[9:58:34 PM] Ultima Atulos Maxim: Please?
[9:58:34 PM] AlexMdle: Shut the fuck up.
[9:58:39 PM] *** Dabir removed Flan from this conversation. ***
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[6:40:43 PM] Flan: man im glad no-one quote threaded that awful pun spree

WELP


[12:53:05 AM] Aquamancia: when i was your age, we stared at static on the tv for hours
[12:53:08 AM] Aquamancia: and we loved it
[12:53:16 AM] Spriter: BACK IN MY DAY
[12:53:26 AM] Spriter: WE WALKED AROUND PUSHING WHEELS
[12:53:27 AM] Spriter: AND LOVED IT
[12:53:46 AM] Rumia: Jeez, you were in the stone age...
[12:54:05 AM] Rumia: That doesn't rock at all.
[12:54:18 AM] Flan: please just die haku
[12:54:29 AM] Flan: really
[12:54:34 AM] Flan: just walk off a cliff or something
[12:54:45 AM] Rumia: Am I giving you a hard time?
[12:54:57 AM] Spriter: That pun really hit rock bottom
[12:55:09 AM] Rumia: I thought it was pretty solid.
[12:55:24 AM] Aquamancia: it was gneiss i guess
[12:55:43 AM] Spriter: Eh, it cracked under the pressure, it had some faults
[12:56:05 AM] Rumia: Nothing a bit of dirt can't fix, right?
[12:56:31 AM] Spriter: Don't take that for granite, Rumia
[12:57:08 AM] Flan: i will fucking destroy you all
[12:57:28 AM] Aquamancia: uhoh things are getting a bit rocky I see
[12:58:10 AM] Spriter: I guess our puns just aren't working. I thought they were diamonds in the rough, to be honest
[12:58:17 AM] DrThunderous: these puns are terrubble
[12:58:42 AM] Spriter: They're hidden gems, really
[12:58:47 AM] Ultima Atulos Maxim: Us mineral tired from making bad jokes.
[12:58:56 AM] Rumia: ...
[12:59:01 AM] Ultima Atulos Maxim: :)
[12:59:09 AM] Flan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr_Xa_b0fds
[12:59:45 AM] Spriter: That pun ejasperated me, Ultima
[1:00:14 AM] Rumia: It was a bit rough around the edges.
[1:01:06 AM] Ultima Atulos Maxim: It's clear as crystal that we're driving Flan insane.
[1:01:12 AM] Spriter: I'm jaded from all the nonsense Ultima is spewing
[1:01:24 AM] Rumia: I coald do better.
[1:01:32 AM] DrThunderous: I flintch at how surprisingly bad these puns are
[1:01:47 AM | Edited 1:01:59 AM] Aquamancia: we just keep talcing and talcing about these puns
[1:02:06 AM] Rumia: Sand we aren't stopping.
[1:02:10 AM] Spriter: Agate wait to see when this will end
[1:02:17 AM] Flan: FUCKING STOP YOU SHITHEADS D_D
[1:02:29 AM] Rumia: Someone is salty.
[1:02:34 AM] Flan: YOUR JOKES ARE AWFUL
[1:02:37 AM] Flan: YOU ARE ALL AWFUL
[1:02:43 AM] Aquamancia: then leaf
[1:02:56 AM] Ultima Atulos Maxim: Man, someone would think we were stoned while making these puns.
[1:03:47 AM] Rumia: Verily. I believe we really... rocked them.
[1:04:06 AM] Dabir: https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/621794298342670336
[1:04:21 AM] Aquamancia: loltax
[1:04:30 AM] Ultima Atulos Maxim: Moss we keep making such bad jokes?
[1:04:45 AM] DrThunderous: it is propebble that this is some of the worst humor ive ever seen
[1:05:04 AM] Aquamancia: Are you sure? I hear sausage jokes are the wurst.
[1:05:20 AM | Removed 1:05:25 AM] Dabir: This message has been removed.
[1:05:28 AM] Rumia: But that isn't getting to the meat of the problem.
[1:05:42 AM] Ultima Atulos Maxim: Hail to the king of bad jokes, baby.
[1:05:47 AM] Flan: who is aatrek
[1:05:53 AM] Rumia: Ugh, you broke the chain.
[1:06:11 AM] DrThunderous: yea he could do fetter than that
[1:06:34 AM] Ultima Atulos Maxim: These jokes are just a bunch of baloney.
[1:06:36 AM] Ultima Atulos Maxim: :)
[1:06:46 AM] Aquamancia: gotta ham it up
[1:06:59 AM] Rumia: I'll have you know that these jokes are prime.
[1:07:24 AM] Ultima Atulos Maxim: It's rare to find this type of humor.
[1:07:41 AM] Aquamancia: at least these jokes are well done, I suppose
[1:07:45 AM] Rumia: We should probably stop ribbing flan so much.
[1:07:52 AM] Dabir: just won a 3v6 pokemon battle against someone who I would guess is literally the appropriate age to be playing pokemon
[1:08:00 AM] Dabir: on account of how badly they played
[1:08:09 AM] Flan: dabir
[1:08:09 AM] Flan: who
[1:08:10 AM] Flan: is
[1:08:11 AM] Flan: aatrek
[1:08:17 AM] DrThunderous: its rare to see such bad meat puns
[1:08:23 AM] Dabir: SA forum mod who was revealed to be a pedophile
[1:08:29 AM] Dabir: I removed the link cause most people here wouldn't get it
[1:08:33 AM] Dabir: without explaining
[1:08:35 AM] Dabir: so wasn't funny
[1:08:38 AM] Flan: oh
[1:08:40 AM] DrThunderous: especially when there is so much at steak
[1:08:47 AM] Flan: is he really a reddit admin
[1:08:51 AM] Dabir: no
[1:08:55 AM] Flan: why
[1:08:56 AM] Dabir: that is what we call a leedle joke
[1:08:59 AM] Ultima Atulos Maxim: We should stop pulling Flan's leg.
[1:09:01 AM] Flan: whats a leedle
[1:09:03 AM] Dabir: I know, he'd be perfect
[1:09:17 AM] DrThunderous: LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE
[1:09:27 AM] Aquamancia: LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE
[1:09:43 AM] Flan: is this what autism looks like
[1:09:49 AM] Aquamancia: what's your beef
[1:10:06 AM] Ultima Atulos Maxim: Possibly. Does it meat your expectations?
[1:10:17 AM] Dabir: https://twitter.com/20000TinyJars/statu ... 5820973056
[1:10:45 AM] Ultima Atulos Maxim: We should all stop being such jerky.
[1:11:13 AM] Ultima Atulos Maxim: :)
[1:11:34 AM] 《C》: you're all hor-rib-le people
[1:11:49 AM] DrThunderous: stop being so saucy
[1:13:01 AM] Rumia: It's hard to mustur all of these puns.
[1:13:04 AM] Ultima Atulos Maxim: Geez, Flan, stop grilling us for our meat jokes.
[1:13:26 AM] Aquamancia: but watching him tardrage is delicious, ultima
[1:13:42 AM] Rumia: Seems Flan has a bone to pick with us over these jokes.
[1:13:48 AM] 《C》: hold on i need to ketchup with the jokes
[1:13:57 AM] Aquamancia: relish the moment, guys
[1:14:17 AM] Rumia: Don't do anything radish.
[1:14:41 AM] 《C》: right when i've finally musterd up the courage
[1:15:20 AM] Dabir: well anyway the battle id is QMNG-WWWW-WW2C-PAZD
[1:15:34 AM] 《C》: i guess i'll go watch somebody's goose get cooked
[1:15:34 AM] Dabir: if you want to watch a child be clowned on by an unemployed adult
[1:15:37 AM | Edited 1:15:56 AM] Ultima Atulos Maxim: Some people would be pickled pink by these jokes.
[1:16:01 AM] Aquamancia: [1:15 AM] Dabir:

<<< well anyway the battle id is QMNG-WWWW-WW2C-PAZDyou have given me a reason to pick up omega ruby again
[1:16:09 AM] Rumia: Stop making a pig of yourself.
[1:16:32 AM] Dabir: I wish gen 6 had the battle browser like gen 5
[1:16:36 AM] Dabir: so you could just pick a random one and go nuts
[1:16:52 AM | Edited 1:17:01 AM] Ultima Atulos Maxim: But why? All the roasting is fun.
[1:17:14 AM] Rumia: But it leaves everyone smoked.
[1:17:43 AM] DrThunderous: on a scale of 1 to 10, I give all these sauce jokes A1
[1:18:15 AM] Ultima Atulos Maxim: I'll bacon these jokes being funny to someone.
[1:18:18 AM] Flan: woah this just gave me an idea
[1:18:22 AM] Flan: we should have a uff musical
[1:18:30 AM] Rumia: gods no
[1:18:32 AM] Flan: yes
[1:18:36 AM] Dabir: no we should not
[1:18:43 AM] Aquamancia: that is the most autistic idea
[1:18:43 AM] Rumia: No, because then I'd have to sing.
[1:18:49 AM] Flan: it is
[1:18:52 AM] Flan: incredibly autistic
[1:18:57 AM] Flan: which is why we should do it
[1:19:01 AM] Rumia: No.
[1:19:18 AM] Flan: but apart from me we're all anime club tier human scum
[1:19:25 AM] Rumia: Whoa whoa
[1:19:28 AM] Flan: it makes sense
[1:19:31 AM] Rumia: Don't lump me in with you.
[1:19:39 AM] Flan: im pretty sure i just apart from me
[1:19:44 AM] Aquamancia: not gonna put my dignity at steak
[1:19:47 AM] 《C》: he apart from me
[1:19:53 AM] Flan: JUST DIE AQUA SERIOUSLY PLS
[1:19:56 AM] Rumia: XD
[1:19:57 AM] Dabir: you are also that scum flan
[1:19:59 AM] Flan: i will gut you like a pig
[1:20:04 AM] 《C》: c'mon flan
[1:20:07 AM] 《C》: rise to meat the challenge
[1:20:09 AM] Spriter: [citation needed]
[1:20:19 AM] Ultima Atulos Maxim: As far as meat jokes go, we're all...
[1:20:26 AM] Dabir: raw
[1:20:32 AM] Ultima Atulos Maxim: A cut above the rest.
[1:20:32 AM] Ultima Atulos Maxim: :)
[1:20:42 AM] Flan: aoewnmognewjweg
[1:20:58 AM] 《C》: alright gotta split, afk
[1:21:09 AM] Aquamancia: [1:19 AM] Flan:

<<< JUST DIE AQUA SERIOUSLY PLSwow, what's your beef with me?
[1:21:30 AM] Aquamancia: I'm not grilling you for your anime splurges
[1:22:12 AM] Dabir: well done
[1:22:25 AM] Ultima Atulos Maxim: I think we're all Grade A.
[1:22:46 AM] Dabir: I'm not gonna make any more puns
[1:22:56 AM] Dabir: can't be bothered chicken for what people have already said
[1:23:34 AM] Rumia: That's pretty fowl Dabir.
[1:23:49 AM] DrThunderous: yall are bird brains
[1:23:51 AM] Ultima Atulos Maxim: Oh don't worry Dabir, your puns are the breast.
[1:23:51 AM] Aquamancia: that pun was for the birds
[1:24:10 AM] Spriter: I can't falcon why you guys would make bird puns
[1:24:29 AM] Aquamancia: you just got to wing it
[1:24:32 AM | Edited 1:24:40 AM] DrThunderous: falcon puns make better punchlines
[1:25:16 AM] Dabir: watched the battle yet aqua?
[1:25:23 AM] Aquamancia: getting to it
[1:25:31 AM] Rumia: I reckon we can feather a few secrets out of Dabir.
[1:25:35 AM] Aquamancia: i'll tell you when i'm starting to watch it
[1:25:40 AM] Dabir: k
[1:26:10 AM] Rumia: Are you down with that?
[1:26:42 AM] DrThunderous: I bet that battle is eggcellent
[1:27:08 AM] Ultima Atulos Maxim: To understand this type of humor, one must gobble these jokes up.
[1:27:12 AM] DrThunderous: he probably lays down the law against his opponent
[1:28:09 AM] DrThunderous: either that or he scrambles his brains
[1:28:25 AM] Rumia: Have to keep abreast of the situation.
[1:29:08 AM] DrThunderous: I omeletting these egg jokes get out of hand
[1:29:11 AM] Ultima Atulos Maxim: That was the nest egg of this whole conversation.
[1:29:51 AM] Aquamancia: tfw i realize i dont have the vs recorder still
[1:30:02 AM] Aquamancia: tfw still havent gotten around to beating the e4 >_>
[1:30:12 AM] Dabir: wow really
[1:30:14 AM] Dabir: get on that son
[1:30:21 AM] Aquamancia: yeah school kind of got in the way
[1:30:32 AM] Ultima Atulos Maxim: But really, if we stop now, we're letting them go off over easy.
[1:30:41 AM] DrThunderous: omelette du fromage
[1:30:54 AM] Aquamancia: okay, that was just cheesy drt
[1:30:59 AM] Dabir: should be watchable in XY cause that's what the other person was using
[1:31:12 AM] Aquamancia: hmmm, I will try that
[1:31:46 AM] Ultima Atulos Maxim: That joke was no gouda.
[1:31:58 AM] DrThunderous: sometimes jokes require some swiss thinking
[1:32:42 AM] Aquamancia: leave me provalone ;_;
[1:34:41 AM] Ultima Atulos Maxim: Ooo, that joke was really sharp.
[1:35:00 AM] Ultima Atulos Maxim: I don't think I could do any cheddar.
[1:36:26 AM] DrThunderous: don't cut in please
[1:36:40 AM] DrThunderous: or else this conversation may get smelly
[1:38:46 AM] Aquamancia: don't brie serious
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Ultima: You never go full retard. Go full leotard instead.

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posting this for future reference and future lulz

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Context: This game is Risk of Rain, ans SS is farming on it.

ShadowSpectre: currently playing a farming run
ShadowSpectre: it's getting boring now
ShadowSpectre is now Online.
ShadowSpectre: https://www.dropbox.com/s/n6j4s0gy1qppa ... 9.png?dl=0
Spriter: ?
Spriter: hahahaha
Spriter: 54 crowbars though
Spriter: do you just
Spriter: instakill each enemy
ShadowSpectre: why yes
Spriter: also 5 jumps, every attack pierces
Spriter: speed to infinity
Spriter: gotta go fast
Spriter: gotta have 54 crowbars
ShadowSpectre: just sat commando at the top of a ridge
ShadowSpectre: untouchable
ShadowSpectre: afk until tele timer out
Spriter: lololol
ShadowSpectre: so I can ohko everything
ShadowSpectre: yeah this game
ShadowSpectre: fuck me
Spriter: gets hilarious when you can break the game
ShadowSpectre: https://www.dropbox.com/s/g1eff93ka1tcm ... 0.png?dl=0
ShadowSpectre: yeah
Spriter: 1243 healing
Spriter: ayy lmao
ShadowSpectre: https://www.dropbox.com/s/g1eff93ka1tcm ... 0.png?dl=0
ShadowSpectre: I shot them too hard
ShadowSpectre: too many ant once
ShadowSpectre: *at
ShadowSpectre: too much gold
Spriter: omg
ShadowSpectre: I literally bankrupted Risk of Rain
Spriter: this has to go in a forum
Spriter: somewhere
Spriter: anywhere
Spriter: this is literally the best
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10:39 - ShadowSpectre: hey
10:39 - ShadowSpectre: hey alex
10:39 - ShadowSpectre: you there
10:39 - special troll tree smithing tech: sort of yes
10:39 - special troll tree smithing tech: doing thinking
10:39 - ShadowSpectre: what's the smallest fish in the world
10:40 - special troll tree smithing tech: euhh
10:40 - special troll tree smithing tech: uh
10:40 - ShadowSpectre: it's
10:40 - ShadowSpectre: 2Na
10:40 - special troll tree smithing tech: is plankton fish?
10:40 - special troll tree smithing tech: ...
10:40 - special troll tree smithing tech: .......
10:40 - special troll tree smithing tech: I feel like I should not have gotten it.
10:40 - special troll tree smithing tech: This is literally only funny to 2% of the world.
10:40 - special troll tree smithing tech: And I bet 10% actually get it.
10:41 - special troll tree smithing tech: The size of crowd that actually finds it funny is literally the same as it.
10:41 - ShadowSpectre: and yet here we all are
10:41 - ShadowSpectre: fishing for laughs
10:41 - special troll tree smithing tech: Get in the sea.
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12:37 - ShadowSpectre: so there are three guys on a boat and they have four cigarettes
12:37 - ShadowSpectre: and they want to smoke, see
12:37 - Spriter: mmk
12:37 - ShadowSpectre: but they haven't got a match or a lighter or anything
12:37 - ShadowSpectre: so what do they do?
12:38 - ShadowSpectre: they throw one cigarette over the side and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
12:38 - Spriter: how does that work
12:38 - Spriter: ...
12:38 - Spriter: oh
12:38 - Spriter: you fucker
12:39 - Spriter: nearly fell off my chair laughing
12:39 - Spriter: hope you're happy
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